I Like Trains - Intellectual

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I like trains

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Hey! Have you heard of the I Like Trains kid?

He's pretty cool, but there might be something wrong with him

I don't know if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain

But the only thing he ever says is "I like trains."

I like trains

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From birth, the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word

Not even to his parents, not a single sound was heard

But on the first day of school, the teacher asked his name

All he did was smile as he said "I like trains"

I like trains

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They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help

The doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt

He stared at the doctor with a little creepy smile

And the I Like Trains kid said "I feel great!"

He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life

He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife

As they stood at the altar, and prepared to say their vows

He put a ring on her finger, and he said

I like trains

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Got bad grades? I like trains!

Awkward date? I like trains!

Don't like trains?

I like trains

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I like trains

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