[Jayme Gutierrez: Deady Bear]

How did I get here?

Am I dead or alive?

Suddenly I can speak

But I feel hollow inside

For years I couldn't move

I was trapped in a void

Just a toy

A slave to a miserable boy

The boy grew up into a monstrous man

And his head filled up with monstrous plans

He never realized I was biding my time

Dreaming of revenge and planning my crimes

I'm the Deady Bear

I’ll fill your heart full of despair

You’ll get a big surprise

Meet your grizzly demise

When I catch you unawares

[LilDeuceDeuce: Leperchaun]

I am the Leperchaun

And I've been cursed with leprosy

So your sob story doesn’t mean a thing to me

You think you scare me? Ha, too bad Deady!

Your gimmick’s more played out than Five Nights at Freddys

I could breathe and instantly spread disease everywhere

So what'cha gonna do? Hit me with a Care Bear stare?

I spit flames on the mic, time for you to retire

Remember, only you can prevent forest fires

I’m the Leperchaun (Leperchaun!)

I won’t stop til your life is gone (all gone!)

Come and see my pot of gold

Down six feet below

Close your eyes now it won’t be long

[Deady Bear]

Face it, Leperchaun! Your threats are getting old

What’s so great about an undergrown gnome with a cold?

I’m Dr. Monster’s original prototype

You’re just a half-assed Irish stereotype

Then again, we aren’t so different in the end

Maybe we could team up together as friends

Step into my home and I’ll feed you a bite

Too hot, too cold...just right!

[Deady Bear and Leperchaun]

I'm the Deady Bear

I'm the Leperchaun

I’ll fill your heart full of despair

I won’t stop til your life is gone

You’ll get a big surprise

Meet your grizzly demise

When I catch you unawares

[Leperchaun]

You’re unbearable, your food makes me ill

I shoulda never ate anything a Bear Grills

You’re pathetic , you make other teddies ashamed

You even make Teddy Rux-spin in his grave

Why you boo hooing like Whiney the Pooh

You’re even more unnecessary than Ted 2

Keep this up, and I’m gonna make you buy the farm

You’re not the only one with the right to bear arms

I’m the Leperchaun (leperchaun!)

I won’t stop til your life is gone (all gone!)

You can try to run and hide

But I see through your disguise

Close your eyes now it won’t be long