[Intro]

Yeah, yeah, orange and black

That's the flag, baby, super straight anthem

Stand up if you're super straight, ayy, yeah, ayy

[Chorus]

I'm super straight (Ayy)

I'm super straight (Yes)

Please do not hate me, I was just born this way, ayy (Please don't)

I'm super straight (Yes)

I'm super straight (Okay)

Please do not hate me, I was just born this way, ayy (Yeah, yeah)

I'm super straight (Ayy)

I'm super straight (Yes)

Please do not hate me, I was just born this way, ayy (Please don't)

I'm super straight, yeah

I'm super straight, ayy

Please do not hate me, I was just born this way (Ayy)

[Verse]

I got big balls and a stack full of cash

And I wear a mask, yeah, you can kiss my ass

I got big bitches on my dick, don't mean to brag

But I've been doin' this so now it's time to get this back, yeah

Super straight, yeah, you can check the flag

I was bisexual for a minute, but switched back

Then I was gay, then trans

Then a dinosaur tyrannosaurus man, ayy

Then a helicopter, no Apache

Non-binary, bitches wanna smack my ass cheeks

Then I transformed into a gas cloud

No sexuality, yeah, that's how I got down

Floated 'round the Earth tryna fuck bitches

Floated in your window, fucked your mama in the kitchen

That's how I became super straight

That's my sexual story of how I became super straight, ayy

[Chorus]

I'm super straight, ayy

I'm super straight, ayy

Please do not hate me, I was just born this way, ayy (Please don't)

I'm super straight (Yes)

I'm super straight (Oh yes)

Please do not hate me, I was just born this way, ayy (Please)

I'm super straight, ayy

I'm super straight, ayy (Yes)

Please do not hate me, I was just born this way, ayy (I was)

I'm super straight, ayy

I'm super straight, ayy

Please do not hate me, I was just born this way, ayy (Please don't)

[Outro]

Also, I still respect everyone else even if you're not super straight

So like, please respect me too

Okay, goodbye