[Intro: Lil Wayne]

Road Lizard

Road Lizard

Road Lizard

Road Lizard

Road Lizard, ugh

Road Lizard, ugh

Road Lizard, ugh

[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]

Look, I fucked a bitch with a broomstick

The same broom that I didn't clean my room with

Yeah, I'm on her peach like a fruit fly

Last night I bumped into God, I be too high

Like "Excuse you," I said, "Who are you?"

He said ''I'm the motherfuckin' reason you are you''

Really? Wow, you're the reason?

And all this time I thought it was bitch ass Dwayne and Cita

Hah, my niggas nutty as a fruit pie

Shoulda, woulda, coulda, mama shoulda got her tubes tied

The only job my bitch ever had is a boob job

Commit to the bitch? I'd rather commit suicide

I once knew a guy who knew a guy who had some weed

He turned out to be fruity, tried to suck my Johnny Appleseed

I ripped his fuckin heart out and gave it to my girl on Valentines Day

And she still fuckin' broke it

You hoe bitch, I hate you

Matter of fact, I love every bitch that ain't you

I heard they kick you out of heaven for dyking with angels

Ughhhhh!

I said I'll never think about you again

Then you gave me brain, you playing mind games

I tattoo these tears 'cause you a crying shame

I know you fuck niggas who on my team like Mama James

I fucked you raw, now a nigga pissing fire rain

And now my dick mad at me, fuck!

[Chorus: Lil Wayne]

Road lizard

I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy, pshh

Crazy as a road lizard

I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy

[Bridge: Lil Wayne]

Man, have you ever seen a road lizard?

It's a lizard that gets stuck in the middle of the road

And like, cars keep passing

And like, it don't know where to go, because like everywhere it go

It's like a tire to the left, a tire to the right

It's like its going crazy

Road lizard!

[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]

Uh

Iguana vagina, reptile

And that sissy ass kid ain't my step-child

Should slit your motherfuckin' throat and make your neck smile

T gave me a sommer and made me calm down

And when my high came down, I burned your home down

I ain't on cloud nine, I'm on my own cloud

My friends are white, I might be hanging with the wrong crowd

Get it? Hangin'?

I'm titty-banging a bitch who still wear a training bras

I ate her fuckin heart out, it came with fries

And a soft drink, I don't blink, I see it all

My dick a ballerina, let me stick it in your leotard

How the fuck these bitches gonna call me a dog?

Hold my dick above your head like a MVP award

Haha, I head you're back fucking your old nigga

I get in my car and run-over the motherfuckin' -

[Chorus: Lil Wayne]

Road lizard

I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy, haha

Crazy as a road lizard

I ain't crazy, you hoes crazy

[Outro: Lil' Wayne]

Road Lizard

Road Lizard

Road Lizard

Road Lizard

Road Lizard

Road Lizard

I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy

Yeah!