[Intro]

Two

[Verse 1]

A for Angelina, tongue like anaconda

Lips like Angelina, ooh

B is for Bianca, she was a ballerina

Now she just a stripper, making singles to my singles

Ooh, C is for Chiquita, put banana on Chiquita

Introduced me to Diana, fucked Diana with Chiquita

So, D is for Diana, Diana like it deeper

So I get in her stomach like Mylanta at my leisure

[Chorus]

And these are my bitches, my alphabet bitches

Yeah, these are my bitches, my alphabet bitches

These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches

Oh, these are my bitches, my alphabet bitches

I swear to drunk I'm not God, yeah

Drops microphone, ooh

But I swear to drunk I'm not God, no

[Verse 2]

And the E is for Ebony, that pussy heavenly

Lord knows I be swimming in that thing like an aquarium

The F is for Felicia, freaky-ass Felicia

Ooh, I treat that pussy like a sleeping bag, Felicia

The G is for Gina

Her pussy so convenient, I mean it, ooh

She treat my dick like jalapeño

And my cum like Aquafina, she need it

The H for Holly, just like Hollygrove

And the I is for Ivanka, don't let Donald know

And the J is for Joanne, I just call her Jo

What goes around comes around, K for Karma, so

[Chorus]

These are my alphabet bitches, alphabet bitches

These are my bitches, my alphabet

These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches

These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches

I swear to drunk I'm not God, hey

Drops microphone

I swear to drunk I'm not god, yeah

[Verse 3]

The L is for Lisa, she like my libido

We do the La Bamba, I'm so multilingual

The M is for Melanie, she like my melodies

Don't like my baby mamas, she be so negative

The N is for Natasha, that my little mama

She holler at me when she want that Oscar Mayer

She got a man, she tell me please do not remind her

He not romantic, I'm a scene from Casablanca

Ooh, she swallow the whole enchilada

Ooh, she get off her knees and say "De nada"

Ooh, she ask me "What's the reason for the chopper?"

Girl, it's a jungle out there, ask Mufasa

O is for Olivia

And the P is for Patricia

And the Q is for the Queen

The R is for Raven and the S for Sharlene

[Chorus]

These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches, bitches, bitches

And these are my bitches, my alphabet bitches

These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches

I swear to drunk I'm not God, no

Drops microphone

But I swear to drunk I'm not God

[Verse 4]

The T for Tatiana, she can put her legs behind her

She can bend all the way over, I just thank the Lord for that yoga

And the U is for Uma, the position assumer

She so flexible, we try angles like Bermuda

And the V is for Vanessa, voluptuous Vanessa

The W's for Winter, I'm under the weather

And the X is for my exes, fuck 'em altogether

The Y is for Yolanda, the Z is for Zelda

[Chorus]

And these are my alphabet bitches

These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches

These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches

I swear to drunk I'm not God, yeah

Drops microphone, I swear to God I'm not God, oh

Drops microphone, I'd rather park and not drive, yeah

Drops Styrofoam, I can't talk, I might cry, yeah

[Outro]

I say, I be on some G shit, I be on some G shit

Check that other nigga for that Louis shopping spree shit

Not me, bitch, no, you won't rob me bitch, no

I said, I be on some G shit, I be on some B shit

When it comes to bitches I be on some A-to-Z shit

I'm me, bitch; this shit like ABC, 123, bitch

To me, bitch; I'm the alpha, the alpha D-O-G, bitch

S-R-Y for the W-A-I-T, bitch