[Intro]

Santana I see you, haha

Citas's son!

Mama please don't be mad at me for this one

But I gotta tell my story...

I had to do it

Check, my name is Weezy baby

Please say the baby

If you're not, don't say it at all

This is my story

[Verse 1]

Well, the A is for Ashley, she always ask for me

To take it out her pussy, put it right in her ass

And the B is for Britney, she right in the class

She be hating on Ashley, 'cause she tight in the ass

The C is for Christina want me to big screen her

The way she dick Kiss should be a misdemeanor

So if you seen her, I been searchin but can't find her

Ever since I been with Diamond with Diamonds in her vagiña

And the E is for ever-elegant Erika

Sweet red bitch, we used to call her Miss America

I ain't gon' lie, now, Erika is a dog

And to them Magnolia niggas, she done fucked 'em all, Slim!

Speaking of Slim, the F is for Fat

A real skinny ho so you know why they call her that

And the G for Gabrielle, you can call her Gabby

But all my homeboys seem to call her "Nasty," man!

[Chorus]

These are my bitches, my Alpha Bitches

These are my bitches, my Alphabet Bitches

These are my bitches, my Alpha Bitches

These are my bitches, my Alphabet Bitches (Geah!)

I get bitches (say what), I get bitches (say who)

I get bitches (say huh), I get bitches

You got (oh), you got (oh)

You got (oh), you got-oh!

[Verse 2]

H is for my H-town homegirl Heather

Head, haze, purple, pussy, pills, forever

My mami's dedicated, aww, yeah

She neva tell me n"o," the most she say is "Not here"

And then, uh, I is for Isis, mami a Pisces

She fuck rappers for free, but hit them actors with prices

They always pay 'cause her body the nicest

But I hit that everyday, back when I had the wife-ahhhhh

J for Joanessa, kinda sexy with light eyes

She didn't make the band but she still doing quite fine

The K for Kia, I hate that bitch

Because she super fucking fine but she can't take that dick

And then the L is for LaKia, that's Kia's twin

Night and day, every time we fuck, I fall right in

And the M is for Maria, María, Mariá

She hangs out with NeCole whose fucking Olivia, well!

[Chorus]

These are my bitches, my Alpha Bitches (Geah!)

These are my bitches, my Alphabet Bitches (Geah!)

These are my bitches, my Alpha Bitches (Geah!)

These are my bitches, my Alphabet Bitches (Geah!)

I get bitches (say what), I get bitches (say who)

I get bitches (say huh), I get bitches

You got (oh), you got (oh)

You got (oh), you got, oh!

[Verse 3]

P for Paulina she go all night

If I don't fuck her once a week, she pro'ly go on strike

And the Q is for Queen 'cause she is my Queen

No, she can't ride it like Renata, but her body is mean

And the S is for Shayna, a sucker in bed

She take advantage of the fact that I'm a sucker for head

And the T is for Tara, too much mascara

Tone down on the blush, like you tryna scare us

U for Ursula, she with Vicky

They both come over and work out with me

The W for Wanda, she kinda remind ya

Of that game Street Fighter, hands like E. Honda

The Y for Yvette, she get wetter than most

She always tryna get high, but I just let her get low

And last, but not least, the Z goes to Zara

She get high off zinfandel and masturbate to The Carter

Yeah!

[Chorus]

These are my bitches, my Alpha Bitches (Geah!)

These are my bitches, my Alphabet Bitches (Geah!)

These are my bitches, my Alpha Bitches (Geah!)

These are my bitches, my Alphabet Bitches

I get bitches (say what), I get bitches (say who)

I get bitches (say hanh), I get bitches (OH!)

You got (oh), you got (oh), you got (oh), you got oh! Ah!