It's the hairy gang gonna own this hairy game

You're just baiting with rage

I hit up yo grandma and killed her with a mace

Your mirror commits suicide when it sees your face

I'm going alpha while ur going beta!!!

“You can’t contest me i mog your bitch”

Forehead so big, it got its own zip code

Mirror broke itself like, "Bro, I’m in overload!"

Hairline so far back, it’s in another time zone

Google Maps gave up tryna bring that thing home

We'll curb stopm ur roblaz and rizz theb poleec

I don’t even know what that means bro!!

It's the hairy game ruining your mewing streak

So lazy, can't even keep up with the days of the week

1 3 7 I can’t count to 11

But i crash into the towers and hit em with a sheven

“Is yo bitch seven”

E6o2926628

Is this your social sercuti?

No it’s actually 333

“i will grill you in a microwave”

“My uncle sells fent and you can’t pay your rent”

"I play brickbattle like a sigma, while you play pet sim like a beta"

"my knee surgery is tomorrow, while your surgery is cancelled by those who know!!!"

"can't even handle the coldness, i am decking these halls. you just sit in your room tugging on your balls!"

You be sucking on toes, while i'll be with my hoes!

My hoes are above 18 and you can’t get my bling

I crash out like Gustavo fring

"your entire garden was just one big ass stretch, you say you the throat gang but we the strep"

They want to fight me but they didn’t even invite me to their birthday party

Those who know finna grill you

"can't deny you a fry, us we looking so fly, we actually design and don't use ai and whine!"

I’m the sigma your just the mog victim cause i mew you

Social credit score goin up you can’t ignore

"a line has to be drawn, you're going on for too long, we dominate this song you dominate your dong!!!!"

Call me a door bell cause i ring yo mom like damn damn that’s when yo sister finna be invented, I’m talking april 2025 3:31 PM!!

"you think you can replace hairy? nah the only thing you replacing is your old hairy balls ain't he" 💀 😭

You can’t run my block all you run is a random guys cock

"KABOOM! when we step in we lighting up the ROOOOM!"

THE ROOM ISNT FULL WITH ANTS THEY GOT IN A TRANCE

"you think you can hide from us, you can;t hide your tied up DUDES!"

"might as well put the chemicals in the prime, you gonna LOSE!"

Bro i look at you and then you mutter “I like my cum drippy bruh” Like dude what the fuck?

"when it comes to veiny snakes, you way too OVERUSED!"

Your cheese may be drippy but atleast mine is grippy. Wait that’s not what he said

"YOU ARE FEENING FOR MORE BITCH"

You just a cuck🔥🔥

Put the loss in the bag bro

Put the fries in my hat bro

"stop showing off you ain't all that bro"

"jetting off in blue like we astro!""

Hairytinkler fans twinkle all over yiur gravey

"you're stepping in a bad zone"

You just a fat hoe!

"you been drinking way more than LACTOSE"

I drank milk though!

THAT SHIT WAS NOT MILK

Yo mom is a milf yo

"think twice before going into the dark, because you look like the person to die in the winter arc" YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You look at your cousin and say “Damn, I wanna fuck you bro…”

ALRIGHT I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH