[Intro]

Dema can’t win, man!

Come on, yeah, yeah

Let’s go, yo

[Verse 1]

I don’t fuck with Blurry got a Brad Taste, uh yuh

Josh Dun won’t take the hint that I’m not gay, uh

Ay, Someone asked me how to feed a horse, I just said “Hay”, uh

Spinning out of control like a fuckin’ bay blade, yuh

My bottom be on fire like a steaming tea pot, ya

I keep eating taco bell, so I drop it like it’s hot, nah

Full of diarrhea, maybe I should give it up, Uh

But I love Taco Bell, fast food greasy taco I love

Ay, ay, ay yo, oh my gosh, what the fuck?

Ay, ay, no, come on Josh, time to drum

Hey Nico, come on Bud give it up

Hey, hey, yuh, Josh, time to speed it up

[Chorus]

LeBron LeBron LeBron LeBron, I’m ballin’ on

I shoot that ball like I’m LeBron, LeBron LeBron

They tell me that they want me gone, done nothing wrong

I rise above like I’m LeBron, he’s really tall

LeBron LeBron LeBron LeBron, LeBron LeBron

Uh, LeBron LeBron LeBron LeBron, ooh la la la la

[Verse 2]

Hey Lil Tyjo, how did you get so cool?

Oh, it’s easy! I did it by staying in school!

Don’t be a fool, gotta think it through

I’m just kidding you gotta smoke that weed and kill that dude

Hey, I don’t know where I got this gun from

The blood on my shirt is looking kinda dumb

It’s kinda cringe, not feeling lit, uh

Maybe mad weird, just a little bit

Ay, ay, where the hell is Nico, I forgot that bro exists like

Wouldn’t it be cool if bro just fell off of his bike

L O L, I don’t even care if he breaks his elbow

I just want bro to know, that I hate the radio

Ay, did you wanna know that? Bet you didn’t know

‘Cause I never ever once said anything like that before

Fuck, I’m not in a hurry to stop Blurryface

‘Cause Josh won’t take the hint that I’m not gay, still

That is probably because I’m in love with him

So I’m a sit here and continue to keep on ballin’ like

[Chorus]

LeBron LeBron LeBron LeBron, I’m ballin’ on

I shoot that ball like I’m LeBron, LeBron LeBron

They tell me that they want me gone, done nothing wrong

I rise above like I’m LeBron, he’s really tall

LeBron LeBron LeBron LeBron, LeBron LeBron

Uh, LeBron LeBron LeBron LeBron, ooh la la la

[Bridge]

Women be shoppin’, Women be shoppin’

All the shopping is, done by the women

Women be shoppin’, Women be shoppin’

Don’t even think about asking a man

Women be shopping, they just be talking

Don’t even think you understand

I’m calling myself a girl because

I don’t need no man! And I shop

[Spoken Interlude]

It’s not sexist, I swear bro!

I love women, I am pro shopping

[Pre-Chorus]

Hey, hey, hey

I need a Gatorade

Hey, hey, I’m about to pass out

Ay, ay I really need it, ay!

Ay, ay I really need it

I need it!

I need it to ball!

I need it!

I need it to ball!

Ball, ball, ball, ball

Ball like

[Chorus]

LeBron LeBron LeBron LeBron, I’m ballin’ on

I shoot that ball like I’m LeBron, LeBron LeBron

They tell me that they want me gone, done nothing wrong

I rise above like I’m LeBron, he’s really tall

LeBron LeBron LeBron LeBron, LeBron LeBron

Uh, LeBron LeBron LeBron LeBron, ooh la la la

[Outro]

Uh, ooh la la la

Uh, uh, uh

Shoot that, I shoot that ball like I’m LeBron

I shoot that, shoot that ball like I’m LeBron

Like I’m LeBron