[Intro: KING LE$T]
Peenis on my left, Thunder on my other left
You know what I'm talking about, ay
I don't know what to do for the intro
We need to come up with a better intro
Like shit, aight
3...
What are we at Nico? Time?
[Chorus: Yuong Peenis]
Oh
God is real
He fucked me in a 711 parking lot
He's real and he has a tiny dick
[Verse 1: KING LE$T]
Ayo Yung Aladdin think you got talent
Ego bigger than a mountain peak
Keep forgettin bout those Snapchat streaks
Thinkin you the shit but those bars are weak
Tryna fit in every single rap style clique
You ain't nothin but a pest
You a goddamn flea
You a fool, you a tool
You barely even passing Chem 11 in a fucking goddamn public high school
Fuck you, shootin nonstop threes
But you still be airballing way worse than me
You more autotune than Yachty
But you talkin bout your thotties
Dreamin you livin life whippin around in your Audi
But really you in your room beating off to Eva Notty
Goddamn your punk-ass music that shit is so not for me
Yeah your never gonna say so
But this is it for you tho
Accept your a bosbacone and hop back on Yubo
[Chorus: Yuong Peenis]
Oh
God is real
He fucked me in a 711 parking lot
He's real and he has a tiny dick (His dick is really small)
[Verse 2: Lil Thunder]
We in my basement
Hitting my domer with my man Homer, bitch ay
We be watching Chloe Decker
She gives me one big fucking pecker, ay yah
She so fucking fine
It makes we wanna get wine and dine 69, bitch please
Ladies telling me that I'm too weak to 69 (FUCK!)
I can only lift twenty pounds
So I can't take em to pound town, I don't know how to plow her
But i just want to deflower
So I nut in a tissue
And throw in a stash
Some people think its trash
But I enjoy collecting my erecting sauce whats wrong with that?
It be all good bitch in the fucking hood
We creating fire with this fucking wood
Light up the stadium, light up the charts
People saying that we so goddamn smart
Bought a fifty-thousand dollar Rolex
Don't mean to flex out here
More alpha than a t-rex
Slap that shit on my wrist
The ladies they can't resist
People compare me to dirt
But I pull up and skrt
I be fucking jerking it in a sock
Licking applesauce in their fucking jeans
Hoping that they sucking peen
Bitch please I'll give you anything
Just please goddamn so horny!
[Chorus: Yuong Peenis]
Oh
God is real
He fucked me in a 711 parking lot
He's real and he has a tiny dick
[Verse 3: Yuong Peenis]
(Yuong Peenis on the beat)
On day one, I was out there fuckin drippin in August
And I probably can't make your bitch cum if I'm honest
You know I stay strapped, diamond sword on my hip
And you know I start to cry when I'm jacking my dick
Gold ore melt fast turn that shit right to bars
And I got a little dick so I cannot fuck hard
Got a stack of minecarts I don't flex fucking cars
CENSORED shoutout cuz we go straight retard
Shoryuken a bitch if she fuck with Yuong Peenis
And I laugh like a witch when she take the Yuong Peenis
And we fuck at your house cause I'd hop youda seen us
Snap back, whip crack straight bars from Yuong Peenis
[Outro: Yuong Peenis & Yung Skrimp]
The world is a beautiful place
But not without Jah
I miss him so much
Bring back Jah god
(Yuuuuunnngg Skriiiiiiiiiiiimp!)