[Intro]

(Ranting)

[Verse 1]

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, I am really wetti

I'm gonna' suck on some balls that are really sweaty

Inside my Chevy, where I'm eating spaghetti

Fuck my ass, I really want to die already

My balls are really heavy, now I think there getting sweaty, maybe I should go and eat some more spaghetti

This song is really gay, I don't know what to say

Kind of reminds me a little bit of Bobby Flay

You should know that I'm not even really gay

I'm just jerking off, not sucking balls today

Now let me go and eat some more of that spaghetti

I'm going to explode I'm getting really wetti

Don't make me sit here and wait I'm all sweaty

I think my balls have dropped, just let me smash already

I just wanna smash I'm waiting here I'm ready

I got Spaghetti sitting here in my Chevy

[Verse 2]

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, I am really wetti

My balls are heavy, I'm gonna' eat some spaghetti

Inside my Lamborghini with my green beanie

All I want is for somebody on my weanie

Sitting cool there with my Tortellini

Maybe I should go and eat some more Linguini

I'm trying hard so I never forgetti

I could be smashing in the back of my Chevy

I'm too young to even have a Chevy

So I'll probably just go and beat my meet insteadi

I think I might come down with Cancer

So much so that'll end up in a cat scanner

Please don't come and touch my balls

Especially so if you really really tall

I just wanna' eat Spaghetti

I can't do that if you're getting really wetti

[Outro]

(Talks about credit scores)