[Intro: Lil' Sneezy]

Yo

You don't want beef with Lil' Sneezy

I'll kill you

Like, really, I'll kill you

Eh, actually, probably not

I don't wanna go back to prison

[Verse 1: Lil' Sneezy]

This is what it sound like when you meet a legend in the booth

Yo mamma say you good at rappin' but she ain't tell you the truth

You got yo'self a face yo mom could only love if she was blind

I'm yo favorite rapper's favorite rapper's favorite groovy guy (guy)

You look like a homeless guy (also)

You smell like a homeless guy (grrrah)

I'm burning down your house tonight (ooh ooh ooh)

Now you are a homeless guy (yah)

[Pre-Chorus 1: Lil' Sneezy]

All this shame, I make you eat it, boy (sheesh)

Hack yo Twitter then delete it, boy

[Chorus 1: Lil' Sneezy]

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (yah yah)

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (yeah)

Dis dat track

Dis dat diss track (ga ga)

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track

[Verse 2: T Pot]

Yo, I come up to the place where this dis track is hosted

Are you a coffee bean? 'Cuz you 'bout to get roasted

Hold on to your socks 'cuz I'm about to destroy you

Enlist you in the Navy, have the admiral deploy you

Hey, I think you're stupid (stupid)

Probly bad at leg wrestling (wrestling)

'Bout to take you on so ask your dad for a blessin' (blessin')

Doin' so bad that people watchin' in amazement

I break your leg

Now you need a hip replacement (ohhh)

[Verse 3: Lil' Sneezy]

Yo, my rhymes are a project in Manhattan (yah yah yuh)

I drop the mic on you like, boy, what's happenin'? (Hiroshima)

All these ladies think you're stupid

Really doe, I ran a survey just to prove it (yah yah)

[Chorus 2: Lil' Sneezy]

Dis dat track

Dis dat diss track (yeah)

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (dis dat diss track)

Dis dat track

Dis dat diss track (skrrr skrrr)

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (hey)

[Verse 4: Odd Rhymes]

Hey you, stupid

That's right, you prove it

I've been makin' rhymes about your execution

Take your shot

That's correct, I dare you

Just like poker, I match and raise you

Oh wait, you're broke

You better not push it

Try any more, you might just lose it

Won't say, "I'm sorry"

You kinda deserve it

So sure you weren't in?

Everybody hates yours

Oh, my bad

You're probly too young for that

Totally forgot

Younglings like the new crap

Cartoon Network

Your new shows are trash

Go back to classics like Scooby-Doo and Ash

Teen Titans Go

You dumb, ugly cousin

A little half-baked?

Get back in the oven

I just want Saturday morning cartoons, bro

[Pre-Chorus 2: Lil' Sneezy]

(ah) I know my lyrics are upsetting you (bah bah)

Pee your pants up in the petting zoo

[Chorus 3: Lil' Sneezy]

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (shee shee)

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (ye ye yah)

[Pre-Chorus 3: Lil' Sneezy]

You best surrender like your name is France (oui oui)

Or in the petting zoo you'll pee yo pants

[Chorus 4: Lil' Sneezy]

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (ba ba)

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (yoiii)

[Verse 5: Lil' Sosa]

What's good?

It's Lil' Sosa

See this cherry Pop-Tart

Pop it out da toaster

You all talk, boy

You McGregor

Better walk the walk

Yeah, I'm Mayweather, uh

Spittin' all this heat

Check your Twitter

These lines are top-charting tweets

Sneezy, Lil' Sosa, Odd Rhymes and T Pot

Better set your phone down

This is gettin' too hot

We're not like Lebron, we don't flop now

We ain't like Caitlyn Jenner, all we spit is real now

Like when it's cold, ice out like a polar bear

Opened up a Coke bottle, happiness is everywhere

Gotta hop off

From the soundtrack

To the kayak to the Amtrak

Get a knapsack

Now we're on a horseback

Take a pic widda Kodak

No flashbacks, I'm gone (aye woo)

[Pre-Chorus 4: Lil' Sneezy]

I go Cartesian when I'm on the track (René)

Take your brain and put in a vat (Gilbert Harman)

[Chorus 5: Lil' Sneezy]

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (bark)

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (quack quack sh brrr bah)

[Pre-Chorus 5: Lil' Sneezy]

Shoot you and forget it

Why even host a funeral if nobody'd attend it? (owww)

[Chorus 6: Lil' Sneezy]

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (shing)

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (rrr screach)

[Chorus 7: Lil' Sneezy]

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (gurgling water)

Dis dat track (brrr)

Dis dat diss track (yah aghhh)

[Outro: Lil' Sneezy]

Man, those hip-hop noises got kind of outta hand there

My apologies

I should probably see a counselor