[Intro]
Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not
Bitch, I am the Grinch
Bitch, I am the-
Bitch, I am the Grinch
Bitch, I am the-
Lexnour
I am the- I am the-
Pendo killed the beat
[Hook]
No I don’t like Christmas
Santa didn’t ruin it, it was you bitches
Decorations keep piling up, your tree from my face is inches
Bitch, I am the Grinch, uh, uh, uh
Bitch, I am the Grinch, uh, uh, uh
Bitch, I am the Grinch, uh, uh, uh
Bitch, I am the Grinch, yuh, uh, uh
[Verse 1]
I am the Grinch, you are a bitch
I done killed Nick and Kris and I’m comin’ for Santa
Hear his top fizz like a Fanta
Capture his ass on camera
Throw a can of Who Hash at him
Imma go green eggs and ham on him
Let me go smoke, be back in a min
*lights blunts*
Okay, I’m back in it
Can’t stand snow, can’t stand hoes
I get all cold, Shiver me timbers, I’m froze
To go against the Grinch, you would have to be bold
Why you’re teeth made of gold
Did you win the Olympics? Or the Para-?
Never runnin’ out of air, call me O’Hare, yuh
Max come get this bitch (Bark)
Remember the name (Grinch!)
[Hook]
No I don’t like Christmas
Santa didn’t ruin it, it was you bitches
Decorations keep piling up, your tree from my face is inches
Bitch, I am the Grinch, uh, uh, uh
Bitch, I am the Grinch, uh, uh, uh
Bitch, I am the Grinch, uh, uh, uh
Bitch, I am the Grinch, yuh, uh, uh (Max!)
[Verse 2]
Fuck you Whoville
I’m gonna take all your presents
You’re all gonna act like peasants
Grinch did this (He's a menace)
Max your my sleigh dog
We’ll be unstoppable when we take off
If not, me and the Who’s are gonna face off
Still the best in the biz, with 3 editions
I got all these gizmos and gadgets at my disposition
Time to head off on this little expedition
[Hook]
No I don’t like Christmas
Santa didn’t ruin it, it was you bitches
Decorations keep piling up, your tree from my face is inches
Bitch, I am the Grinch, uh, uh, uh
Bitch, I am the Grinch, uh, uh, uh
Bitch, I am the Grinch, uh, uh, uh
Bitch, I am the Grinch, yuh, uh, uh
[Verse 3]
Who the fuck are you? Cindy Lou Who?
Fuck out my face ‘fore I turn you to food
“Wait before you do I want to tell you the truth”
Okay, go ‘head and shoot
“I don’t want presents
I just want my mom to be happy
Also stealing things won’t make you glad, B”
Fuck do you mean?
“Okay, goodnight!”
[Hook]
No I don’t like Christmas
Santa didn’t ruin it, it was you bitches
Decorations keep piling up, your tree from my face is inches
Bitch, I am the Grinch, uh, uh, uh
Bitch, I am the Grinch, uh, uh, uh
Bitch, I am the Grinch, uh, uh, uh
Bitch, I am the Grinch, yuh, uh, uh
[Verse 4]
Fuck is happening to me-e-e?
I feel like I can’t breathe-e-e
Now I’m on my knee-e-es
If you can hear me, this my ple-e-ead
Don’t take Christmas, I was wrong all along
Wait, my heart feels like it tripled in size and now I feel strong
Can I get celebrate with Who’s
“Yeah, sure dude we forgive you, dude”
After that no one got hurt
And they all lived happily ever after