[Verse 1]
Lil PH on the beat go ham
Gonna burn this shit like Notre Dame
Such sick flow make me go goddamn
Commited arson now I'm on the lam
Scammed 3 hoes from that tor browser
Spit that fire like fuckin Bowser
Laxatives make me shit my trousers
Eat this beat up like clam chowder
Indian tech support go absurd
Lil PH the next Nav you heard
My dick the same size as a turd
Fly away to Cuba like a bird
Commited tax fraud I be on the run
Don't tell the cops I have a gun
Murder somalians just for fun
This shit Brazzers, I'm the stepson
Don't mess with me or you're next, son
Dribble balls like Heung-min Son
You are gay with capital G
Got a small stinger like a bee
Put that .50 to your dome
I play Fortnite on my phone
I'm fly like Casey Neistat drone
I'll fuckin burn a foster home
[Chorus]
That bitch need some tech support
Ay, tech support
That bitch need some tech support
Ay, tech support
My grandma's on life support
Ay, life support
That bitch need some tech support
Ay, tech support
[Verse 2]
I don't donate to charity
In fact I scam charities
I want Indian titties
Kick her baby like Bruce Lee
Can't jerk off cause my dick short
She got a baby, I abort
I got a fake passport
Please officer, don't deport
I won't pay for child support
I be ballin on the court
I be wearin black air force
I be on the news report
Cause I scammed the president
I gave him fake medicine
Turns out it was acid tabs
Laced that shit to give him crabs
FBI Most Wanted List
Can't catch me, the agents pissed
I changed my identity
So they think I don't exist
I be scamming everywhere
From Walmart to Bel-Air
Got free food and a house
Police be rats, not like mouse
[Chorus]
That bitch need some tech support
Ay, tech support
That bitch need some tech support
Ay, tech support
My grandma's on life support
Ay, life support
That bitch need some tech support
Ay, tech support