[Verse 1 Lil Moldy]

You Best water me, cause I be straight bloomin'

I'm not into drugs, no man, I ain't shroomin'

I'm into flea bags, Sam Bryant, Jack Human

You can call me indie, I'm Bon Iver Flumin'

I love Michael Bluth, Tobias, and the Blue Men

The camera's all over me like a TV show, Truman

You don't like how I'm moving? You want to complain?

Then 02134, send it to Zoom

And, I weave throught these haters like a loom

And, I wrote this whole rap while in my bed room

And, even Jay-Z trys to get like me... I'm assumin'

That was verse number one, now we ain't done

Here's verse number two, Colton B. get blue

Jamal Malik, Slumdog Millionaire

Phil Collins, he can feel it in the air

They call it Veggie Tales, so why is there a pare?

Ingrid will get you Rogaine when you start to loose your hair

People say, "he raps?" One Republic stop and stare

I'm fast, you slow. The tortoise and the hare

I'll rap until you're dead, or at least impared

But hey, just like Ye say, we don't care

Summer 2012, Johan, just news to share

I'm like a demi-god like Thor, and his hair

Lil Moldy's like an artifact, that must mean I'm rare

I'm bigger than my body? No, that must be J Mayer

*sniff* Smell that? Hay and flour in the air

Windy Gap, tablea, dad hosting, county fair

It's getting real nostalgic, I just wish I was there

That was verse number two and you probably got the flu

Here's verse number three get well like me

Under Lil Moldy's roof there's a fifties dinner booth

Tooth hurty hit the dentist, let them check out my tooth

As you see I'm the best, do you need more proof?

I'll take you to the slammer. Like Mr. Bluth

I'm always on the top, your the house I'm the roof

And I'm the best mane, you know that's the truth

That was verse number three and I kind of gotta' pee

Here's verse number four, I'll stick around and give you more

Parachuting in the trees

And I'm landing on my knees

Rebel with out a cause, Kind of like Jimmy D's

Take a vacay down to Belize

Do some lite reading, read The Secret Life of Bees

[Velocirapper]

Can I have the following students in the West Mall please

*achoo* pardon that sneeze, that's just my alergies

Thanks to the Hills, now Cricket got fleas

She's an epileptic dog. Now and then she will seize

That's why we got her popping pills when they're mixed with cheese

Iphone 4S, shout out to 4G's

You know that Jesus Walks, shout out to Kanyeeze

Parks and Recreation, shout out to Aziz

Lil Moldy on the track

And I'm gonna' bring it back

You best pick up the slack

Cause you sound a little lax

You're like an old man wearing slax

And you bald, Max Patch

Saturday all alone just carving wax

All these rhymes in my head, I reach up and snatch them

I put them in a box and I latch them

I put them on Garage Band, some say I Mac them

School other rappers when I rap them

Clean out the phonies, weed wack them

Bring them to the b-ball court, that's where I smack them

Then I bring them back to my hood

Show them the good life, no strife

Introduce them to Cyd, cause she's my shawty

And my soon to be wife

In my room all alone on a Saturday night

Chilling with Jermaine and Brett, you know The Flight

I rhyme so hard all through the night

Then I keep the rhymes coming 'till I see the sunlight

You know I'm the best, put the others in a plight

So good I've reached the heighest heights

I did't even try with all of my might

Some would say that I'm the first in flight

So forget those brothers Wright

And I did this all even though I'm white