Ayy

Ayy, ayy boss

Ayy boss

Can I have the pussy please?

Yuh, ayy, ayy

REAL TRAP SHIT

Ooh, Chris Hansen

On the phone, please ring ring ring

My papa said to go to my uncle

And last time I go he touched me

Ooh, Chris Hansen

On the phone, please rescue me

I'm in the basement chained to the radiator

And now he's coming with the rubber ducky

UH

In the mansion, my bitches handsome

My walk-in closet a bridge from Cali to Tampa

I'm buying Wu Tang stanzas, hold them for ransom

I'm bouncing checks like my name is Chris Hansen

Quit tryna check me, thе next Martin Shkreli

My dick so small the Daraprim won't affеct me

My bank resents me, oh fuck my bank is empty

Can I just get a credit card in someone else's name please?

I'm trippin', next thing you know everyone simpin'

They tryna find the way that I'm livin'

My limit is maxed out, my windows is blacked out

And I drank too much Hot Pockets and then I blacked out

Woke up the next day, credit card declined

I'm screaming what the fuck is up until I see this guy

It's the IRS, they tryna get arrests

I'm on the run for credit fraud, you know I never rest

Ooh, Chris Hansen

On the run, please ring ring ring

My mami said she's leaving my papi

And she'll take everything with alimony

Ooh, Chris Hansen

On the run, please adopt me

My mami says she's dating my best friend

And I don't want my daddy to be 13