Frick Bruno Mars, cuh!

This a real love song!

I'll catch a grenade for you!

Goldielocks with your golden socks

How bout I give you this golden ****

Skin so white, hair so gold

You're so young and I'm so old

Ur callin' me a perv, but I just wanna date

So ask me out already babe

I don't wanna wait!

C'mon girl, lets go on a date

We can even bowl, do drugs, or ice skate!

Oh what's that?

Your dad doesn't approve?

Well I'll go ahead and kill him so he can't mess with my groove!

Girl, you see me over here

Your name is Goldielocks and you remind me of the three little bears

Eating this porridge, you know I'm Dr. Suess

Sike I'm drinking my lipton cuz I just

Killed a moose

Girl, I hope you have a good time in Hawaii

I really wanna get you drunk at a party

Don't ask why, your dad doesn't approve

So we gotta do it with our own grove

Even if we're in the bathroom

Goldielocks, Goldielocks, I'm a bear!

Goldielocks, Golielocks, you know I care!

Goldielocks, Goldielock, with your hair

Goldielocks, Goldielocks, you know I have to stare!

Skin so white, hair so gold

You're so young and I'm so old

Ur callin' me a perv, but I just wanna date

So ask me out already babe

I don't wanna wait!

C'mon girl, lets go on a date

We can even bowl, do drugs, or ice skate!

Oh what's that?

Your dad doesn't approve?

Well I'll go ahead and kill him so he can't mess with my groove!

Goldielocks, you're hair's so gold

I'm drinkin' my Lipton, thinking about you

Live so far, man I might, just blow up, and blow up a bank!

We'll get our money and run away

Then we can go to Hawaii again, and we can go on a date!

We can even get ice cream, go bowl- do drugs or ice skate!

Sorry for that laugh, you know you make me giggle

Oh my god you did it again

You just made my butt cheeks jiggle!

Girl, you know you're so pretty

And everything about you makes me a little wimpy

Yeah

You're calling me a simp

But I think I'm a pimp

Cuz everything about you is so magnificent!

Goldielocks, you're so fine

I just might wanna lick your teeth so we can go out to eat

Maybe somewhere like ta-a-aco bell!

Or carl's ju-u-unior!

We could go to subway, get some food

And we can go do drugs or ice skate

Oh what's that?

Your dad doesn't approve?

Goldielocks, you're so hot

Sometimes you wanna make me be a thot

Remind me of OJ Simpson

Now I'm gonna go watch The Simpsons

Goldielocks, when I see you, you know I'm pimpin'

But when I see you, you know I start simpin'

See you here on Valentine's Day

I gave you a gift, but you just turned around and threw it away

Goldielocks, I love youuu

For endless amounts of reeaasonsss

I see you on your bike

By McDonald's

Why don't you invite me one day soon?