[Verse]

I heard this shit on Workaholics

And this for errbody 'bout to finish college

It's only right that I drop a little knowledge

'Cause life ain't like it outta be

I thought it'd be, a lotta women callin' me

And sodomy, and drinkin' like it's all for free

Illogically, I never thought of poverty

Or how this motherfucker's motherfuckin' job would be

But ever since I go the cap and gown

Errybody cracking down, nappin' now

Erry fuckin snack got me packin' pounds

Wearin' fuckin slacks, got me scratching the back of my sack

And rap is not exactly a faculty rapidly rackin' me

Anything but apathy for those who be naggin' and draggin' me

Into the wackest meetings, holding me back from eating

The saddest fucking lunch I pack and bag in the evening

My bank is depleted, I even have to think before tweeting

Man, it's really fuckin sad when thinking 'bout

The evolution from the past to drinking now

We used to go and split a handle, drink it down

Then hit the town, and hit the hottest chicks around

But now I can barely slug a half a dozen tops

Used to chug a lot, now I'm fuckin' buzzin' off a shot, whoa

Clubbin wasn't nuffin to me boy

Used to walk up in that muthafucka stuntin like whassup, I wadn't coy

Ain't nobody gave a fuck if I'm employed

Errybody drunk and fuckin' lovin' it, rubbin', and huggin'

Mugging, chugging and fuckin but now these bitches

Is up on some other shit, wanting a husband

Clubbin' got me buggin' and blushing 'cause I'ma young'n das confronted

Wit a hundred abundantly rugged, and coveted, funded muthafuckas, it's humbling

Think about the age range

They get to date way older and emotionally open homies goin' gray

Now I'm up on first dates, sober like it's first grade

Hoping when it's over that I close it wit some first base shit

My face getting fuckin' fat

It's April, hay fool fill your fuckin taxes out

Long ass days, getting blazed, and tappin' out

Back is naggin' now, mac is laggin' now

Because I bought it back in college

So if you comin' lemme run a little knowledge

If you was wondering if fun isn't acknowledged

Well Wednesdays, I be watching Workaholics

[Outro]

Like literally, that's the highlight of my week at this point

So fuck me, I guess

So hard, that's online

LilDicky.com, got that domain name

GoDaddy.com, shout out

Beat the rush

I don't know how that was still available

With, like, all the porn and stuff that's on the internet

So, alright, holla at me