The Gumption

By Lil Dicky

On Hump Days

Released on October 10, 2014

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[Verse 1]

Oooo

I ain't seen a guy get the clout that quick

(I don't think I've seen that shit)

Every motherfucker say he great right now, we could doubt that shit

(We could doubt that, motherfucker)

Au revoir

Young dick talkin' bout all of y’all

Young tits looking like Mardi Gras I might sharpie ya’ll

I’m tryna party dog

I'm like, ugh, I’m just tryna fuck

Every motherfucker in the way been fucked

Every motherfucker in the game been butt

Burd running circles, y’all been duck

I don't gotta chill, who the fuck been y’all

Fam getting killed on some Chris Benoit

I don't got a deal but the meal quinoa

And I got it for a steal cuz the bill been comped

The server know L, like he so suburban and shit

He just been murdering shit like he take it too personal shit

Word is the shit that be purple up in that kid history is slightly perverted and shit

Word is there’s 32 bitches who last name is tinder up in that kid phone

His profile been strong

I can't compete with these pictures like why is he on?

Suck dick, motherfucker

Suck dick motherfucker, I'm just tryna get the hoes on the down low

I don't even got friends in this town, I just moved to LA so I date cuz I'm outgoing

Kinda lonely too

Ex girl got another homie too, I'm not mad, just kinda sad

But it help that these hoes like rap


[Chorus]

It’s about damn time that the boy LD bout to get up in the fun shit

I'mthe goddamn man like damn every time a motherfucker hit the function

Now the man wit a tan got a plan and I dare a motherfucker make assumptions

I don't care I ain't there, I'll be damned if I'm bout to go and let up on the gumption


[Verse 2]

Ugh

They ain't really ready

I ain't even hard

But I stay with the semi

Bitches in the car, you could say I got a bevy

Shit pretty par, Dicky do it on the the reggie

Lotta y'all ain’t probably never heard of on the reggie

That's a lil something Lil dicky just invented

Now the white kids gonna say it on the reggie

You could say I pull the strings when it’s cool, Lil Penny

I just hit the double digits fucking bitches

Out in Venice hearing motherfuckers bumpin' Dicky

They treat a youngun' like I’m Caesar with the ass kissing

That line about a fucking salad if you ain't get it

But I ain't tryna get tossed, rap been lost

Like the map been off

They blowing smoke like the back exhaust

Fact you soft like an overcooked linguine noodle

You bitch made I ain't fuckin' with you lil poodles

My vocab the bomb

I’m the don with the lexicon

Cats pajamas, eastside reppin'

Westside stepping, you know I'm the man goddamn it

I just got a handjob damn it

Like from a masseuse

She was tryna fuck, I ain't let her pursue

I ain't got 160 bucks

Plus I mentally connect with the hoes I fuck

And this was a whore, I mean a literal whore

Not like massages in porn, this was an overweight Asian

With no aspirations, we never developed rapport

Eatin boar’s head in my other whore’s bed

Well not a whore, but you know she ain't a girlfriend

We still about to get it crackin' Paul George leg

I got a napkin if I cum within the foreplay


[Chorus]

It’s about damn time that the boy LD bout to get up in the fun shit

Im the goddamn man like damn erry time a mafucka hit the function

Now the man wit a tan got a plan and I dare a mafucka make assumptions

Iont care I ain't there, I'll be damned if I'm bout to go and let up on the gumption


[Verse 3]

Iono the definition, fuck is average

I been sittin', watching waiting, so impatient like it’s baggage

Claim I’m bout to be the greatest, naked pictures in my chat

These other rappers fucking lazy word to bangin' in a hammock

But y’all ain't even hangin, y’all ain't in the running

Boy I’m fucking up the track like the youngun' into running

Y’all are lighter with the fire, I want a match

He be like "Nah, I’m bout it, bro how you get at that"

Like these bitches tryn rap, they on’t get they time wrappin'

I’m coming, like I’m fucking, They underwood and to be frank I ain't fronting

Word to Kevin Spacey I’m another level

Debatably crazier, than shit they play beside the porn that you playing

At a matinee eatin' dip n dots

I'm getting checks, fuck I care that my twitter not

Okay I care a little bit, algorithm isn’t doin' it’s job

I’m assuming it’s flawed, they probably not believing in Hobbes

The nice boy been ballin'

White boy been a damn king Scott Pollard

Gotta tell my mom stop callin'

But dog she confused about my destiny

Making me repeat myself like I was judging spelling bees but

I’m just tryna smoke weed, grab a quesarito

Got azul by a Spanish chick. Muy bonito or bonita

That's my vida

Keep the rapping tight both ways

Dexterous

Where my rita

And when it’s y’all it’s a nice sound, when it’s me, it be like "everybody pipe down"

Y’all the background, play ya part ho

Chex mix grubbin up at Wells Fargo

Had to make a new account, didn’t want the checks mixed

Y’all are tryna fit in I’m the one who playin tetris (oh my god)

This is the beginning of my day, it’s only breakfast

Y’all the mini bars, y’all got mini bars

Ma girl ass thick, that’s my Minotaur

You hear it fading but you crave another minute hard

That’s the difference when you Favid to these bigger stars

But you know Goliath getting rocked he gone finish scarred

I’m bout to break every record….white girls fall, Eric Decker