[Intro]

Wasup yo? let me preface this by saying this is not a Mac Miller diss by any means

I actually like Mac Miller but, but right now he probably is the most popular white rapper excluding Eminem

And I'm just not even close so you can understand why I would rap over one of his beats

I got a little bit of Kobe in me and if Kobe saw like Lebron he would wanna rap over his beat

Metaphorically speaking, I know he ain't Lebron, but, but you get what the fuck I'm saying

Maybe he's more of a Jo Johnson type of shit, no disrespect

[Verse 1]

Fuck...this undergrad bitch tryn fuck

And her chest deserves an A, like she handle da puck

She know D been bumpin' Drake like ya man a Canuk

Homie even if it's May in LA...I'm so fuckin' cold

Roll good on that Westside

Hoes cook like they country thick

So hood up in Best Buy

Controller, D punkin' kids

Loading up the used dishes

Rollin' up wit two bitches

Hope they old enough

To get folded up, I'm not bold enough to do prison

I been drinkin' sippin' something so horrific, ya dig it

Because I tipped the bartender extra, then he put extra liquor

In dat shit. Goddamn. Das a misinterpreta-tion

Hate it when they stiff. Over-tipping 'cause I'm cak-ing

Take in errything a mafucka say

Been about rap, figured out that from the basement

I ain't talkin bout rap city on black entertainment

Talkin bout the place I was raised in

Plate full uh bacon

Making a bagel and bake on occasion

Back then woulda made rap for grades

Now a mafucka make rap for pay

And them bitches too

Chickens that I'm bangin' so appealing

They been Shagging on ma balls, like they practicing they fielding and

I Sorta make 'em pop off

Make 'em take they socks off

Round the fuckin' bases then get pounded like a walk off

Aw naw...

This a fucking statement I'm making

They been hesitating to give Lil David space at the table

'cause they label a capable able Jew gay and too playful

Watching cable naked, the AC blowin' major like Slater's dad

Why you hater's mad?

Maybe I should get a couple tats

Maybe I should get in trouble and be dumbin' down the rap

Look at Mac

White as fuck but lookin' thugger than a trap spot

Need another mac 'stead of luggin' round this laptop

Blackballed

From the muthafuckin' rap blogs

'cause I rap odd, never talkin' bout a fuckin' black card

Ion't gotta play da black card, 'cause I rap hard

Ion't think it mean I gotta act hard

Fuck it tho

Despite dat LD straight fucking hoes

Ma chickens stay hot, no buffalo

Ma hand been up in her bod, no Muppet ho

Whatcha know bout a mafuckin' kid up wit a job

Coulda fit in wit the mob, had a kid and a garage

But I didn't now I'm spittin' like a mothafuckin' slob

Doin' shit up in garageband, better than the gods of the game do

Y'all better know ma name soon

I ain't no clown, when you laughin' out loud

Don't forget you getting down to a great tune

Make room

I'm coming for you muthafuckin rappers spittin' dog shit

Yeah I'm fuckin' funny, but this muthafuckin' dog spit

Aw shit...I could write a TV show tomorrow

But before I get dat Emmy I'ma make you bitches sorry that I'm gone

[Outro:Lil Dicky]

Yeah, and once again no disrespect to Mac, Mac I actually follow you on Vine, I'm fucking with you, it looks like your having a pretty ridiculous amount of fun,

Sometimes your at a pool, sometimes your smoking weed and rapping

Would love to be a part of it,if vine is any indicator your life is awesome

Okay I got to go to work, see ya