[Hook 1: Lil Dicky]

We ain’t ever been the motherfuckas

That could get a hundred-fifty bitches on deck

We the type of dudes that be putting in the effort

Just to show them that we better, get the broads like that

It’s how we do it!

[Ad-Lib: Lil Dicky]

Hey, bitches

Uh, I know I can be a little bit much sometimes

But really I just do that shit for the fellas, you know

I rap for the fellas but like, this is for y'all

[Hook 2: Lil Dicky & T-Pain]

I ain't even strong like that

So average, I ain't tall like that

We just tryna show a little respect, maybe you'll go for it

I’m the one that you need and you just don't know it

We ain’t never been ballers

But we getting pussy with our personality

We getting pussy with our personality

We getting pussy with our personality

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

Honestly I’m like a seven with my hair long

Maybe seven and a half facial hair strong

But I make these bitches laugh and I care for them

I’m the type of motherfucker pulling out the chair for them (I got you)

I ain’t ever been the G at the bar

That get them bitches hella wet just by seeing his arms

You know the boy about the leg work

I plant seeds, I’m a mexicano gardener

All I’m saying is I ain’t playing the game with these bitches, I ain’t mean to em

I prefer to show them everything that I can mean to them

Lil Dicky thrive with a friend of a friend

And I never hesitate to tell them that I love Rent

I am not a stud, I’m a boyfriend (yo)

I love love and I cuddle for enjoyment (I do)

My dick small but i’m telling you it’s nothing

By the time that we fucking they so emotionally interested

They really be cumming

Drinking champagne, oh you trying to dance babe

We can hit the floor I’m bout to show you how the man shake

We can make a handshake

Keep you safe and walk you to your damn place

Then I got you bouncing on my rubber like a trampoline

What you doing tomorrow? I’m with it

I'ma take you to the zoo and be cordial and witty

I'ma tell you hella stories and be mindful

Bet you get a little horny like the infant Rhinos

[Hook 2: Lil Dicky & T-Pain]

I ain't even strong like that

So average, I ain't tall like that

We just tryna show a little respect, maybe you'll go for it

I’m the one that you need and you just don't know it

We ain’t never been ballers

But we getting pussy with our personality

We getting pussy with our personality

We getting pussy with our personality

We ain’t never been ballers

But we getting pussy with our personality

We getting pussy with our personality

We getting pussy with our personality

[Hook 1: Lil Dicky]

We ain’t ever been the motherfuckas

That could get a hundred-fifty bitches on deck

We the type of dudes that be putting in the effort

Just to show them that we better, get the broads like that

It’s how we do it!

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]

When I get your GChat, that’s a wrap, ho

Smoke weed, eat the pussy like a snack, ho

Dave lays you on top like a rap though

Bet you think I’m nice in person I ain’t talking rap shows

I ain’t gonna pick you up at the club

But if I get about an hour with you, bet you in love

I’ll ask questions

Oh you did your hair? Little Dicky pay attention

Oh you getting scared, what’s the root of all this tension?

You know I’d be a hell of a date and if you torn I will split the entrees that you crave

And when you bored I can send you Snapchats for days

And make them personally for you like they all will be based

Around the inside jokes we develop in time

And if you tired won’t initiate the sex it’s fine

I can talk you on the phone when you driving alone

And make you feel comfortable enough to take me to mom

And that bitch gon love it, she gon' tell your ass

'He legit yo hubby', she gone tell your ass need to quit your clubbin'

And go get that young'un while I’m sitting with your dad being slick straight grubbin'

I can take you out to brunch, call me hollandaise

Know exactly what you want every holiday

I can text you like a motherfucker, wordy and impressive

57 on the ketchup, hit you when you coming through

[Hook 2: Lil Dicky & T-Pain]

I ain't even strong like that

So average, I ain't tall like that

We just tryna show a little respect, maybe you'll go for it

I’m the one that you need and you just don't know it

We ain’t never been ballers

But we getting pussy with our personality

We getting pussy with our personality

We getting pussy with our personality

We ain’t never been ballers

But we getting pussy with our personality

We getting pussy with our personality

We getting pussy with our personality

[Hook 1: Lil Dicky]

We ain’t ever been the motherfuckas

That could get a hundred-fifty bitches on deck

We the type of dudes that be putting in the effort

Just to show them that we better, get the broads like that

It’s how we do it!

[Outro/Ad-Lib: Lil Dicky & T-Pain]

Whoo! Lil Dicky

Yes sir!

T-Pain. We gon' get them hoes some day man

I hope so

We're going places

Like together?

Not on a date but we're going places

Oh, okay

For instance I saw a nice looking young lady that I was attracted to sexually in the grocery part of Target

Sure

And I wanted to put my penis in her vagina

Okay

But I didn't tell her, and that my friends is the definition of a motherfuckin' gentleman