Parents Still Don’t Understand (Interlude)

By Lil Dicky

On Professional Rapper

Released on July 31, 2015

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DAVE: Oh, man

JEAN: Got so much to do. Huh, honey?

DAVE: Yes, definitely. I just I feel like I...

STEWART: Well, look, again, if you need mom to come out there for a week...

DAVE: I don't think it's a case of needing, like, mothering

STEWART: No, no, not mothering. Organizing. Or doing, doing tasks

JEAN: Tasks, right

DAVE: It's not that, I mean...

STEWART: Getting your plane tickets...

DAVE: That's like, that's not...

STEWART: Making sure that your clothes are, are, things that, no, just organization. Not mothering

DAVE: I don't, I don't have to worry about that. Like, people handle that stuff

STEWART: Okay

STEWART: So how are you gonna get strippers in Boston and New York and Philadelphia...

JEAN: The question is whether the clubs will allow it

DAVE: Uh, I probably only would get strippers for Philadelphia

JEAN: Well, you're breaking up again

DAVE: I said, I probably would only get strippers for Philadelphia

STEWART: But, but, a practical question in organization is, do they allow it?

DAVE: Yeah...

STEWART: Someone could research that for you. That's another detail

DAVE: Yeah, why don't you take care of that detail for me? Figure out what venues allow strippers. Is that something you guys could handle or no?

JEAN: No. 'Cause I don't know what venues... You would have to ask William Morris or whoever's, you know, booking this stuff to find out for you. We can't find that out

DAVE: Well, if like I give you, if I give you the venue name and number, you guys could call

JEAN: (Talking to Stewart) You could do that

STEWART: I, yeah, I'll call...

DAVE: I'm kidding, I'm not gonna have you guys call a concert venue and have you guys ask if you could, if your son could have strippers at his show, that's ridiculous. I don't need you guys to do that

JEAN: Right

DAVE: Of course. I can't believe you guys fell for that

STEWART: Well, what do you want us to do?

DAVE: Nothing! Nothing, I'm joking around. I can't believe you're even entertaining this as like a thing that you would do