[Intro]

Ayy, what's going on?

It's ya boy, LD

Uh, The Lion King

I been fuckin' with that

And I was thinkin' like

If a thug told the story of The Lion King, how would it go?

[Verse]

Now look at all these motherfuckers out on Pride Rock

Lot of livestock, think it's 'cause Sarabi ride cock

Or she did once 'cause they celebrating Simba

Li'l cub, everybody gotta kneel 'cause

Deal was, lions was some motherfuckin' real thugs

And the fear of being turned into a meal was

Such a fright yo, but on the real they hella nice though

This specific pack of lions acting like some white folks

But Africa is full of brothers, one is Uncle Scar

And that motherfucker wasn't nothing funny son, he hard

And he mad too 'cause he just want to be the man too

First it was his brother, now another king is brand new

Baboon drawing on a tree, you dig?

There's something freaky 'bout Rafiki, bet his weed legit

That motherfucking monkey doesn't need comedians

The reason is, he laughing at the breeze and shit, it's weird

All right, now back to the plot

Mufasa was a wonderful father, he loved him a lot

And Simba wanted to impress him every second he got

The youngun was taught but then, one afternoon, he forgot

That's when he hollered at Nala, to follow da balla

To crawl up in the squalor

Where all of the lawless acknowledge his father

But they never gave a fuck 'bout a little bitty pup

Aw shucks, they going to eat this motherfucker up

Until his dad came through, and smacked them bitches in the head

Could've had 'em dead, but he let 'em runaway instead

Now he really mad at dude, he cute when he sad though

And the simple truth, Simba doing what his dad do

Shit, now that's some real talk homie

But he can't own them fields wit them little paws homie

And real dogs only bark at bitches when they gotta do

Taught him to think when he at the line like an audible

And now the part I abhor

Little Simba chilling with a chameleon, perfecting his roar

Could a been a gecko but that shit echoed, effecting the gorge

Was accidental, but you know what's in store, the stampede scene

Shit and he was all up on a stick, gotta hold a grip

Simba you done got up in some shit

But his dad came through, and he saved him man

But as he climbed with them wounds, Mu raised his hands

But dude his brother on some motherfuckin' scar face

Scar face lit up like a motherfucking star'n space

Hard place and a rock, Mufussa caught up in between that

That's his brother but that brother was a mean cat

And when he threw him off the ledge

Simba couldn't believe that that motherfucker dead

Tears being shed, Scar got up in his head

More dread for the boy, so he ran away and fled

Timon and Pumba time

The young cub grown up, what a beautiful lion

They grub bugs, cub's nuts hitting puberty while

The voice of change up, Ferris Bueller style, ya know

And they was trying to eat a beetle

A lion came through, trying to dine, hella regal

Then Pumba got stuck, 'bout to get his ass cut

But then Simba stepped up, and defended like a thug do

Rolling round he realized who it was too

Hollered back at Nala like what's up boo?

Hugged smooth, confused

Nala looking pretty, titties done grew

Butt cute, he 'bout to fuck soon

Then he nuzzled from the back and he cuddled from the front

He was really macking jawn, she all up on his junk

You could see me jacking off to the scene, believe that

The young me, fucking around wit cats, I need that

To recap, lot of feedback, Simba react

The fam need that...but your man can't be back

He just want to do his thing, you dig?

But he the king, even thought he wasn't feeling it

Until he met up wit the monkey, what a funky fuckin' junkie

But he spunky, told that motherfuckin' lion 'bout his country

And he ran back, Pride Rock got its man back

But damn, the whole land hella ransacked

And then he saw Scar with his mom

Sarabi looking hella worn, hidden Simba looked on

As Scar did her like a dog, hit her hard wit his palm

For real dog? All right, you fucking with the god now

Long growl, pimping handle business like a boss now

Tossed down, talking shit to Simba, 'bout to cost clown

Scar tell the youngun that he killed his pops though

For real motherfucker? He revealed his hops bro

And clocked on that motherfucking sucker with a cross

Rocked uncle with a couple then he sunk him wit a toss

He don't play that shit, brothers and lacrosse

Real talk, the dogs done finished him off

And Pride Rock was back where it started at

The meals back, fields packed wit the hardest cats

For real jack, the animals is feeling that

The real is back and I just spit the realest rap, ya know

And Simba must've hit it hella freaky

Gotta keep it PG but you see Rafiki with the peewee baby

That right there mean he murkin' it right

The dude piped but that's just the circle of life

[Outro]

Hey, I was just fuckin' around when I said that I jerked off

To the scene where Nala and Simba like got back together

I didn't really jerk off, I was too young

I did get hard though, I was hard as shit

I ain't gon' lie about that

I was, you know

I don't know why I was hard

But it just felt like the type of moment where one would be hard