I’m Drunk - Intellectual

[Chorus]

I'm drunk

I’m drunk

I'm really, really drunk

I'm drunk

I’m really, really wasted

Bartender, can I get another, please?

One more, watch how I do my dance

Fuck it, I'm drunk

Man, I'm so fucked up

I might suck a man's dick

No, I'm playin', ha

Oh, shot, shot

Scream up in my friends ears

Tell 'em I love them, don't blackout

I think I should talk to all these girls

Can I flirt, though? Can I flirt? "No"

Get him out the bar, get him a car

Tell him to dip, hey (Hey)

Gotta be smart, look at the charge, we gotta split this

Please help me, I’m drunk, so fucked up, might vom—

I’ve been chuggin', chuggin’, chuggin' all my sorrows

Worry about tomorrow, tomorrow

(Don't drink and drive) Give me that pizza, dawg

Give me that pizza, you know I gotta eat ya

Uber says my driver's name is Ghughi

And it says he’s hard of hearing (Ooh, I don't care)

I miss my ex, yeah

I'm drunk (I'm drunk)

I'm drunk

I'm really, really drunk

I'm drunk

I'm really, really wasted

Bartender, can I get another, please?

One more, watch how I do my dance

Fuck it, I'm drunk

Woah-woah, I'm so fucked up