[Verse 1]

D up on the track

They shook

Race good

Cheetah on a track

Great hooks

Facebook

We up on the map

Now the cake good from rappin'

Cray up on a mac

We been getting pussy like all damn night bruh

Philly D Lil Dicky be up on that L Dykstra

Think I need a diaper...shittin' when I cypher

Stay wit Eminem like ya man's Mekhi Phifer

Whoa

Dicky ballin' foreal

All these models all up on him got 'em callin' him seal

Every song is getting bomber like a mall in Israel

And I been buzzin' like I'm chugging alcohol wit no meal

I got that shit, everybody know that Dicky been kickin'

Da sickest shit and killin' criminal's spittin' so

If you get wanna get at me then

You know where I be at

If you didn't know about the kid then lemme recap

Baby I been all around the fuckin' world

Huggin' da girls

These muthafuckin' bitches lovin' the curls

The kid been takin' his vacation days and

Makin' bacon, basically takin' the game and changing

It to make it relatable

Trader Joe's up in the fridge boi

Unprotected sex without no kids boi

Makin' sure ma lady take dat pill boi

Gotta keep it real

Honesty about to get ya boi a deal, boi

Comedy in songs, fuck da kill joys

But like

[Hook]

Man, I wish I could sing good

If I was a chick, right now this a single

But until this shit get around, then it's all ya dude

Up in his room, getting down, but it's all for you

So like

Shoot

If you know somebody that produce

Or a hottie that'll sing about her boobs

Hit me up on gmail yo

Cause I been tryna take dis shit to retail bro

And I don't know have any contacts

[Verse 2]

Alright I'm back up in this bitch

Spittin' crack, up on the track

Up on the mac, up in this bitch

I been anxious to see whats actually happenin' with this

Cause the rappin' that's crackin' em up is actually legit

You know

I'm bout to get it, better bring in the medic, I'm reppin'

Literally, every regular person, get up on ma credit level

Better than your better will ever be, spittin' incredibly

Ready, I'ma get on that melody wit dat real shit

I'm the only rapper not exactly sure what trill is

But I'm still attacking every track and I been killin'

Shit, but dude I'm scared of the hood

It's really spooky, dat ain't racist, think you misunderstood

Lil Dicky bullshitting, and good livin' wit good writtens

So good riddance, to every rapper acting so cool wit it

I school bitches, but still I'm acting a fool wit it

So fuck all the tools wit they stupid ass music but...

[Hook]

Man, I wish I could sing good

If I was a chick, right now this a single

But until this shit get around, then it's all ya dude

Up in his room, getting down, but it's all for you

So like

Shoot

If you know somebody that produce

Or a hottie that'll sing about her boobs

Hit me up on gmail yo

Cause I been tryna take dis shit to retail bro

And I don't know have any contacts

[Outro]

Man

If y'all could see the rinky-dink operation I'm runnin' over here

First off, all this shit is in Garage Band

Get that fucking Garage Band

Like I don't know how to work the right software

Uh, every other rapper has like a fucking clique like Odd Future or Cash Money where they're like, "Oh, I'll get Wayne on the verse or Drake on the verse"

I gotta do every fucking verse myself man

I mean, imagine if I knew like a soulful black dude

Like the guy from "Thrift Shop"

Like if I knew him and could get him on a hook, it'd be a rap!

But, man

I'm saying though, if you know somebody that produces or sings well, email me!

I got a business background, so, we could, we could do business

Have a good day