[Intro]

What's up y'all?

It's Dicky, AKA chipotle aioli

Uh, basically I just love it when rappers is beefing at one another. It gives you like a chance to kinda act kinda tough, but, nobody really cares about me to the point where they'd ever be beefing at me, so I kinda just made up an arbitrary rapper to come at over a hard beat

So

[Verse 1]

Cause if you really talkin' shit bruh

I suggest you take a sec and recognize ma shit raw

I been texting pictures atcho sister, be ma in-law

You know I been spittin' vicious, whatchu fittin' to get at ma dude

I been killin' bitches, Michael Vick in the booth

The US see me, I be Kiffin to you

I gotcho bitch up on ma stick she ride it sick

Like it was quidditch but nude

And I'm the honorary Gryffindor Jew

And I don't care about ya bitch, or ya ya, ya riches or ya whips bro

Even though you fictional, I'm guessing that you get dough

No you don't exist, but I see through you like a window

Dicky run this shit and you'sa cripple

Fuck it though, you dumber than Waka Flocka

Be sonnin' you like a father

D bomber than Osama plot

And smart as Obama

Gotcho lil mama in the sauna all up

In the male locker room

She really good with the D

That's my Serge Ibaka boo, ooh

Das dat dude, spittin' hot as Rihanna

You softer than llamas

Do primadonnas faster than Ramadan

I'll be honest, getting commas in ma wallet

Is nada, ebonically smarter, the kike

Been flowin' nice as the Dalai Lama

Whaddup bruh

I'm goin' stupid cause I'm better

This the hottest shit like I was pooping in a sweater

Ain't nobody do you anymore, you a letter

You get it write? That was clever

Ho'

But look

[Hook]

If you think you on ma level jabroni

Than let me educate you, bet you need a fellowship homie

Lil Dicky rippin' dat ribbon cause what he spittin' is winning

So if you finna be some chicken for dinner

Then hollaback up at the kid boy

I'm spittin' good up in this bitch ho

So if you tryna get at me you better get a Mento, ahhh

That's word to ads from the past

Ya ass up in a jam if you come at the man

Then yon't stand a chance

[Verse 2]

Das retard flow

I been talkin' game on campuses I'm Lee Corso

Battle me, he'll be like, "Dude I ran." see Argo

Package all up in this dude caboose...free cargo

Fuck it. I'm really talkin' that shit

I'm coming at a muthafucka that don't even exist

But if we under the assumption that he

Someone dat spit it redundant to someone incumbent

Then he dumber than bricks, ya dig?

Listen to these bitches making hits and

You'll see the horrendousness dat be existing

Every minute some kid is diminishing a single

Written like a semi-retarded kid in kindergarten

Except he harder than me so poor Lil Dicky is

Stuck

Watching stupid muthafuckers

Make music and caking foolish

While Jewish muthafuckas rate movies

OkCupid to do a lil fuckin'

But if it's bout the rap, they on't want it

That's why I tell em look

[Hook]

If you think you on ma level jabroni

Than let me educate you, bet you need a fellowship homie

Lil Dicky rippin' dat ribbon cause what he spittin' is winning

So if you finna be some chicken for dinner

Then hollaback up at the kid boy

I'm spittin' good up in this bitch ho

So if you tryna get at me you better get a Mento, ahhh

That's word to ads from the past

Ya ass up in a jam if you come at the man

Then yon't stand a chance

[Outro]

Say I didn't kill that dude man

Ay you can't blame me for like

Wanting to be tough once

Uh for those of you wondering

Why I'm on the toilet

First thing I'll say is mind your business

But like second off, it's cause I wanted to hammer home the point that I was like shittin' on him

Like literally I took it to that level

Which, like, I could understand the argument against that

It is questionable

I, y'know, I might end up regretting this in the long run

But, y'know, uh, man, we got some much fucking mexican coke in this bitch man

Man, shout out my connect, taco bar

Bringing that shit in from Mexico like it's nothing

That's that good shit

Uh, anyway, So Hard, that's online

Peep that, hollaback

Stop saying hollaback! I say hollaback way too much for somebody who never says hollaback

Uh, the beat cut off so, this is acapella

And goodbye