ASAP Dicky

By Lil Dicky

On Hump Days

Released on June 26, 2013

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[Intro]

Hey what's up y'all?

It's ya boy Dicky, AKA Yung Dick

A$AP Rocky beat

A$AP, I'm fuckin' witchu

If you tryna like, get on a track, collaborate, I'm wit it

Or like

Even if it's like just getting brunch

I get brunch, if you wanted to

I don't know if you get brunch but you should

My treat

So, alright, hold up


[Verse 1]

Riding through your city, tryna find some titties

I'm high enough to think I might be dying, word to Whitney

Vagina, chicken, sticky, that's all you gotta give me

And I'm 'bout it, 'bout it, ain't no doubt about it

Lil Dicky ehh?

Heard he spit that witty ridiculously, offensive shit

Heard he got expensive shit, heard that he resent his dick

You heard right muthafucka

I'ma a bright, coy, white boy, kike muthafucka ehh?

So whatchu fittin' to do

I got a bitch she brought a bitch now ma dick dinner for two

Okay das fiction but admit it that I'm spittin' it smooth enough

To get a Jew wit some scruff to mack a beauty wit boobs and a butt

And plus a flat ass navel, twistin' that, no dreidel

From the back so fable of me (woof)

Cream cheesin , philly bred - so bagel of me

When dicky dead, this ain't never gonna be..so


[Hook]

Who said you can’t live forever lied

Of course, I’m living forever I’ll

Forever, I’ll live long

You can’t ever deny

My force, I’m living forever I’ll

Forever, I’ll live


[Verse 2]

And I been rollin wit a fatty

Boneless chicken patties

Been clubbin like this muthafucka's rollin' wit a caddy

And now that I been rappin, all these bitches holla me

Had to put a daily cap on the head, no Aladdin

Know I'm average looking, and I'm bragging bout getting chickens

But this spitting got me positioned to be banging out bitches

Outta ma league...Jeff Teague bangin on Griffey

Would never happen less you happen to be hanging wit dicky

Oh yeah I'm white, killin' brothas like I'm up in the klan

Been fucking fly faced honeys like I'm up in sudanm so damn!

I'ma spit it 'til I get a buggatti

And body two hotties, who bodies

Fugazi, punanis tsunami -- das wet

Puffin' sticky, you ain't fuckin' wit lil dicky

Bumpin' biggie, humpin' giddy

Cummin quicker than ma internet

I got high speed internet

Spittin' mad ignorant

Sicker than a muthafuckin' immigrant


[Outro]

Like, 1930’s type immigrants

I feel like all them ma' fuckers got polio or some shit

That’s why everybody now got AIDs

Uh anyways, appreciate the support

So Hard, download that shit

Uh, yeah, I'm out

Holla back

L-D

Yeah