I was standing barefoot in the Albee halls

If you cry in the stairwell they can’t hear you at all

Left a late-rent notice on the back of my door

And I’m in the mirror shouting **** Primacorp

I was looking around, looking for answers

But now I’m thinking that maybe I should just transfer

People telling me a million different things

But I’m still asking if you’re still my king?

(Can you hear me?)

You are the Kings

(You are the Kings)

To my College

(To my College)

You gave me politics, philosophy, and knowledge

You made a problem, so now go solve it

You gotta do it quick because our school’s dissolving

They’re playing chess in the fish bowl

Like they do every day

But deep down we all know this things a masquerade

So why should I tell them “invest”?

They can’t even get Chick-fil-A at PRS

The people don’t have power

Our school is being devoured

The reason we stand prouder is that God, Money, Power

You are the Kings

(You are the Kings)

To my College

(To my College)

You gave me politics, philosophy, and knowledge

You made a problem, so now go solve it

You gotta do it quick because our school’s dissolving

We need some money

(How much?)

A couple grand

(Oh!)

Because our supply is lower than our demand

You made a problem

So now go solve it

You gotta do it quick because our school’s dissolving

The Philosopher King is walking by

And we can see the form of the good in the sky

And even if this time should end

This was the best time of my life that I could spend