[Intro]

Amber, Amber

Follow me

Amber, Amber

Yo, yo, we need to go back to 2001 for this

[Verse 1]

Amber

You can run

You can hide

But I'll find you

Guess who's back, back again

Shady's back, can't say the same

For Amber's ass, and her career

Johnny Depp is in the clear

[Chorus]

Is Amber Heard's narrative that absurd?

(That's correct)

Does Amber Heard have an imagined world?

(That's correct)

Does Amber's turd resemble her character?

(That's correct)

Now can she spurn my advance to her?

(I'll have to check)

Is Amber Heard's narrative that absurd?

(That's corrеct)

Does Amber Heard havе an imagined world?

(That's correct)

Does Amber's turd resemble her character?

(That's correct)

Now can she spurn my advance to her?

(I have to check)

[Verse 2]

With Amber Heard it tends that all that can occur will happen per

That here Murphy's law just imagine you're in bed

And have to first attempt to pass and circumvent a massive turd

A can of worms that Depp has endured to have this bird again

Damnit, sir this wench, I would have strangled her to death

As I sang the words hoist the colors as her world would end

And the madness blurs

This madam squirts out a sound that sounds like help

But I wasn't exactly sure, so I tell her, sorry misheard

So I guess to her I'm death (deaf), shit

Let's pander Amber's ass

And smack a matras at the stand for her cause flat out

She can't manage to have an answer that hasn't had her lying

As a character having mastered the act of commanding

Gallons of water in Aquaman had the masses laughin' afterwards

Cause stans, understand that on the stand, as it stands

Amber Heard hasn't jerked a single tear

But, mastered acting as a massive H to O, so

[Chorus]

Is Amber Heard's narrative that absurd?

(That's correct)

Does Amber Heard have an imagined world?

(That's correct)

Does Amber's turd resemble her character?

(That's correct)

Now can she spurn my advance to her?

(I'll have to check)

Is Amber Heard's narrative that absurd?

(That's correct)

Does Amber Heard have an imagined world?

(That's correct)

Does Amber's turd resemble her character?

(That's correct)

Now can she spurn my advance to her?

(I have to check)

[Bridge]

Whose pen didn't get ink on the pad?

That'd be Amber

Who admits to have written an op-ed?

That'd be Amber

Who might just be shitting on the bed?

That'd be Amber

Who's to put, Amber winning, on a bet?

That'd be Amber

[Verse 3]

Here's a shoutout to Amber, cause from here on out

The only time we shout out to Amber

Is when we shout: "out" to Amber and have her leave

Perhaps I'll grab a flask of Jack and smash her hand

Then trash lash and bash to match Amber's actions

As to shatter her the chatter hut, but have her shat the sack

Resembles a mast, cause afterwards it's red flag alerts

It went from a bitch, to a bad bitch, then a badder her

Hold up and check what I said

A bitch to a bat, bitch, then I batter her

And as it were, splatter her cranium matter

The alien manner and maybe then have it burst out so much

I aught to audition a Walking Dead antagonist

But matter of fact her, narrative has such a loose seal

That whatever breath is left, it's best to save yours

Cause damnit, girl you haven't earned a carrot

For whatever character you care to work

Cause you're nothing but a blood sucking vampire

Shit, no wonder all of them wanted to cross examine her

Depp, better think with your head

Cause like a cadaver swerved out on the street

She's out of hers

Never stick your dick in crazy

I'm the real Slim Shady and even I can't stand her, so

[Chorus]

Is Amber Heard's narrative that absurd?

(That's correct)

Does Amber Heard have an imagined world?

(That's correct)

Does Amber's turd resemble her character?

(That's correct)

Now can she spurn my advance to her?

(I'll have to check)

Is Amber Heard's narrative that absurd?

(That's correct)

Does Amber Heard have an imagined world?

(That's correct)

Does Amber's turd resemble her character?

(That's correct)

Now can she spurn my advance to her?

(I have to check)

[Bridge]

Whose pen didn't get ink on the pad?

That'd be Amber

Who admits to have written an op-ed?

That'd be Amber

Who might just be shitting on the bed?

That'd be Amber

Who's to put, Amber winning, on a bet?

That'd be Amber

[Outro]

Ho, ho, ho

Amber Heard is a

Ho, ho, ho

Atta girl, you're a

Ho, ho, ho

This ain't Santa blurting out

Ho, ho, ho

Damn the nerve on this

Ho, ho, ho

Elon Musk knows you're a

Ho, ho, ho

Lil Byte knows you're a

Ho, ho, ho

Stevie Knight knows you're a

Ho, ho, ho

Veteran Reacts knows you're a

Ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho

And Tom Macdonald is a ho