Walking down the street got my entourage

I'll attack you with the beat—it'll be a barrage

You'll never see it coming, like espionage

So please, take a seat cuz I'm Lil Biagg

People call me names as I skip and I prance

I'm going commando, not much in my pants

Every day of the week you know I'm mafia made

Except on Tuesday, that's the gay pride parade

I lack where it matters, and I'm sure that you've heard it

But I'm not sure that it should be fucking inverted

And when your girls going down, tell her it don't grow

She should get used to nothing

To getting SUBZERO

Matty ice on the flow and what I be spittin is pure gold

My flow's like my name—it is frigid and ice cold

Been fresh on the scene since 2004

Smoking joint after joint, then I smoke two more

Fuck 3 bitches a day so I can meet the quota

Don't let me pass out stoned, so pass the orange soda

And when your girls goin' down on me, there's nothing below

You know it's less than a void

I'm packin' SUBZERO

If you want the goods, and you got the cash

Just gimme a call, you know I got the stash

And if you know a girl who wants a guy with a rash

Tell her to call me cuz I got the 'stache

Alright, if you want the stuff, you know I got the shit

Nah man I got the shit on my upper lip

I try to get girls, but I fail like a boss

When chicks gimme head, I give them dental floss

So I'm stuck with myself, and I ain't scared to flaunt

That I jerk more often than a Jamaican restaurant

They say size doesn't matter, and it's all about use

But they never say shit about penis abuse

I light up a room like I'm incandescent

But I can't reach the switch cuz I'm prepubescent

So ladies, you got my digits and I got the time

Back to Lil Biagg who's waiting here with the rhyme

They call me Indiana Jones when I'm whipping it out

I hope you aren't afraid of snakes cuz you are about

To see the king of all kings, the dick of a horse

Lemme go grab my dildo, that's what I meant of course

They say I'm apPEELing, but I ain't tryna gloat

But the entire banana finds its way down my throat

Cuz you know I love rap, Biggie Smalls, Wu Tang Clan

But I love eating balls, so I'm tuPACMAN

Because haters just love me, and that's how it is

They think that it's funny when I'm covered in jizz

Cuz I get more girls than wilt chamberlain, man

Except my stilt is more of a kickstand

Slow and steady lose races, short and fast wins em all

Went to the Playboy Mansion, but they said I'm too small

I guess my eyes aren't good, that I saw a mirage

Guess I discovered the reason they call me LITTLE Biagg

Cuz when I looked through my glasses

I saw what I show

I learned that my junk is SUBZERO