(Intro: Lil Morty)

It’s Lil 2nail, Lil Morty, Lil Carrot

Connor why’d you have to do ‘em like that, oh no

(Chorus: Lil 2nail)

Connor, why’d you have to go to that party?

I had to let you know to not fuck your family

Helped you forget the trauma of when your cousin raped you

Now it’s so awkward, ‘cause you hate me and now I hate you

I remember when your brother chased you with his butt-hairs

And I had to comfort you, even though I wasn’t there

Connor, you’re the reason why I hate myself, you’re the one to blame

You haven’t said you loved me for a while. Do you still love me? It’s not the same

Hasnt been the same since you left me, though

No, it wasn’t my fault, oh no, oh no

You were so funny with your structured jokes

But now you’re like, “I don’t wanna talk, please go”

Connor it’s so awkward between us, I wish this thing would end

I wish we could go back to the two of us just being friends

You act like you hate me, then you use me when you want somebody

To have a quick laugh with, then you drop me when you longer want me

I love when you act depressed and say that you’re gonna kill yourself

And then go hahaha its a joke, I’m not actually gonna seek real help

It’s so funny to me I laugh when you do it everytime

But its like nowadays I wouldn’t care if you took your life

Connor you’ve got no room to talk

You’re not funny and I hate your walk

You say the n word, but you’re white

And I’m pretty sure I could beat you in a fight

You eat 18 cakes a day and you’ve got sausages for arms

You’re leaving me for a dude whos last name is Corn on the Cob

I know why you’re leaving me, you’re secretly gay

You watch Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, that’s a dead giveaway

Everytime you’re not around everyone makes fun of you

We hate you so much we even do it right in front of you

(Verse 2: Lil Carrot)

Eww, Connor I hate you, yuck

Eww, Connor I hate you, yuck

(Verse 3: Lil 2nail)

Eww, Connor I hate you, yuck

Taylor ‘bout to fuckin’ flex

(Chorus: Lil 2nail)

Connor whyd you have to go to that party

I had to let you know to not fuck your family

Helped you forget the trauma of when your cousin raped you

Now its so awkward cause you hate me and now I hate you