Grumpy Crocodile

By Liknuts

On Publicity Stunt

Released on May 24, 2012

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[Hook]

[Verse One] [JuJu]:

Fuck me

My oatmeal is cold and lumpy

Today I had to pay a dirty whore to hump me

Left me with a rash on my short and bumpies

I'm gon' kill it, alcohol and humphries

On top of that I'm a massive junkie

Only got one friend that's a plastic monkey

It's the bitter nigga, old and grumpy

Yo Tash get a little nigga, that shit funky

[Tash]:

I drink Hennessy for dinner, mimosas for my breakfast

I got a list of shit to do like checkin' niggas off my checklist

Rico ain't broke, but if I ain't broke then don't fix

Too strong, the diamond straight so the DJs had to mix me

Liars, biters, your pants are on fuego

I'm out here in Queens about to bounce to San Diego

Ayo I'mma tell you three things, nah make it two thangs

You be actin' like 2Pac, next minute it's Wu-Tang

Shoestring budgets don't fit in my vocabulary

You used to be my homie now you actin' like my adversary

Legendary CM's that's MC backwards

Smoking so much weed we had to haul it in on tractors

[Hook]:

A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight

[Verse Two] [J-Ro]:

Down and out in the hood, still up to no good

Stingray got Steve Irwin before I could

They turned all my cousins into bags and boots

In crowded elevators I just laugh and poop

Bite a bitch on the leg and start twisting around

I piss on the ground cause I'm pissed at the ground

I'm pissed I don't care

I'll piss in your hair

Then I'll shit in your chair with my fist in the air

[Psycho Les]:

Holy smokes

I gotta step outside to get air

And everywhere I sit, there's motherfuckin' pet hair

Now who the fuck is this?

All up in my studio session

I'mma have to kick

My foot up in their culo section

What the fuck

Shit ain't all dandy

Next time snuffling the eye, Paul Stanley (faggot)

Tornado watch, we about to tear the roof off

Jump out the water and tear your boot off

[Hook]:

A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight

[Verse Three] [JuJu]:

Bastard child

Ju be the last to smile

All I wanna see is skulls in a massive pile

Bruce Willis, Bruce killers just actin' wild

Smoke all them niggas, stay Black & Mild

Classic style

From the "Ass Kick" file

I'm crack cocaine in a plastic vile

Gotta walk through the pyramids to pass the Nile

I'm gravel, you fragile, glass and tile

[E-Swift]:

Meanwhile

I'm trying to rap in a fucked up mood

And ain't making no excuses if I say something rude

I'm dirty

Attitude shitty and crappy

Might slap you in the face if you trying to dap me

Or try to fist bump me punk

Nigga I'm grumpy

I'm a crocodile, hungry

Y'all nigga lunch meat

Y'all just woke the beast up outta his sleep

I'm about to lurk through the street and kill a couple of creeps

[Hook]:

A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight