Thereafter, we'll refer to this

As the 4th and 14th incident

Immortalized in microfiche

Barcoded documents

Saw you sweating on the corner

You were sucking off a soda

Sticky summer in the barrio

Didn't really think that he could be a Romeo

His friends busted in screaming "rodeo"

Thereafter, we'll refer to this

As the last time you attempt to kiss

Some fairy bear that you barely met

Put your lips on his leather vest

The mechanical bull is rubbing right through the wool

Of your pant leg

The line dance starts, it pounds along with your heart

And you're stranded

His roommates came out, they came from under the couch

And they jumped in

I lay down with the lions but they're way too lame

I went down on the tigers but they're way too tame

I know that you're scared

But I suggest that you go back to the bears, the bears, the bears

Your kisses taste just like Skoal Bandits

They're minty fresh and fucking gorgeous