This is the story of the kids called the Crabs

They used to loiter on the corner up on Jefferson Ave

They're always chanting on their mantra, you only get what you grab

And there's money in the city, but the money's in handbags

But that's not new, yeah that's review

I already told you about the bags that get grabbed by the Crab dudes

They got supply if you got demand

They'd get a grand to the gram if they could decimate these other gangs

And math is money and money is math, a leather vest, assless chaps

Peter-Panned out here from Springfield, Mass

(Math is money and money is math)

Newspaper said that some Crabs stabbed some rich kid

But what's a rich kid doin' that far up on Jefferson?

Slumming,stumbling, gettin lost in his eyelids

Tried to do a little more but he dropped it in the toilet

Short by an ounce, that's when they pounced dude

Didn't even mention the amount, the Crabs came crashin' though

This ain't smart dude, this ain't art dude

This is sonic economics and I'll put it on a graph for you to prove

That math is money and money is math, a leather vest and assless chaps

Peter-Panned back into Springfield, Mass

(Math is money and money is math)

Twin cities, they're gangin' up on me

Twin cities, they're double teamin' me

Well hello, New Bedford, Mass won't you hit me with a little bit of amnesty

(Twin cities) Twin cities, they're gangin' up on me

(Twin cities) Twin cities, they're double teamin' me