Took the handjob at the hardware store

Made me feel just like a man

It only took me eye contact to make him understand

Swinging from the porches

Your Dorothy outfit's gorgeous

Your costume party's awesome

Just some guys being anonymous

Dressed like a pirate with a head full of amyls

And a gun full of ammo

Keep to the bathroom

You were dressed like a Viking

Skin-tight biking shorts

Looking for a metaphor

Looking for a quick divorce

Discofied suicide

Everyone's a friend of mine

This war against euphoria

We're up on the battle line

That didn't seem like fifteen beers