Here's everything I remember

Last dance and and somebody must have slipped me a sherman

Bar band, now they're busting out the "Beast Of Burden"

And they're "Working In A Coal Mine"

Dripping wet with white wine cooler

Lip gloss, now you're spinning like a thrill ride

White cross, now you're crumbling like a landslide

And we're having such a good time

What's another twenty dollars?

Guess it all started with some guy walks into the bar

And always ends up fucked up in some barfly's car

Run across the river, liquor lasts a little later

Rocking sloppy on the poppies, got your head beneath the table

In walks queen of the clubs

Five deep in her foam-dance thugs

Dripping wet with haircare, drowning in designer drugs

She says, "hey, my name's Katrina but my friends call me Special K"

They did the "Green-Eyed Lady" right into the "Lay Lady Lay"

And it was cool by the swimming pool

And we were dripping wet with pink zinc oxide

And she came up to the patio

And we were slipping on the frozen mudslides

That's everything I remember