Juanita thinks she's a roller rink

We're on the brink of financial disaster

Wants to feel just a little faster

Smashed her hand on the mirror in the bathroom

I get high watching Rockford Files

Juanita lives just like Jimmy drives

Screech those tires, yeah and scrape the sides

Find that little bit left inside

What am I supposed to tell our friends?

That you walked into a bender

I haven't seen you since

But I know that you've been

Getting loose with the gin and juice

The proof is in the photo shoot

I'm sure

You pulled this shit before

Played the prodigal whore

You said you're just exploring

Virginia slept with the sketchy chick

She was sick, they still clicked

Rhode Island slide with the skinny guy

Pawtucket pawnshops and Newport Lights

Made amends with your dealer friends

The truth is in the camera lens

So don't come home

With a stick in your nose

I hired a detective

He's got a tiny camera

Juanita thinks she can skip the sleep

The sun sneaks up on the boardwalk freaks

Maybe next time we get together

The deviated septum

Will feel a little better