It's in your hands

It's in your hands

It's in your hands

It's in your

Hands!

Buy ice-packs and brain freeze

Eat microwave meals

Buy cold sores and warm tins

On two-for-one deals

Buy comfort, buy style

Buy inflatable sex

Keep hounding your doctor for intestinal checks

Buy green, you're organic

Eat macrobiotic

Watch adverts that tell ya shopping's erotic

Shop savvy, shop smart

Try to get the right price

Five quid for a whole one

Or three quid for a slice

[Chorus]

It's in your hands

It's in your hands

It's in your hands

It's in your

Hands!

Buy hung meat and blood clots

Eat pregnancy cravings

Buy budget, buy discount

Order coffin engravings

Eat junk food, eat raw

Shop rich and shop poor

Keep telling your piles there's cream for that sore

You're keen, you're athletic

Cut, copy and edit

Buy culture, buy content

Buy coffee on credit

Eat sushi, get naked, g

Get stiff on commission

Learn yoga, eat yogurt

Get into position

[Chorus]

It's in your hands

It's in your hands

It's in your hands

It's in your

Hands!

Here they come

The bonus king is laughing

Just laughing

Here they come

A pack of f*ckers laughing

Just laughing

[Chorus]

It's in your hands

It's in your hands

It's in your hands

It's in your

Hands!