Right

Alright

That's it

Style, substance and more

Ah, right

That's it

A microphone, microphone, microphone

Tour

The originality is questionable

But make it happen

Monkey fracks the earthworm bloated

That's it

Style, substance and more

Style, substance and more

Those indie bands are metal

Off peak travel

The Hull elite

Tattooed in your white van, man

Tattooed in your white van

Tattooed in your white van, man

Tattooed

Van

[Spoken outro]

The future is unethical

The past is just a lie

And these are vampire times we live in

Where the present bleeds you dry

And I should have been sick

I should have been appalled

Instead I waited patiently

Until my number was called