[Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman & Aesop Rock]

Lice done came along

And pulled some strings to get that kidney transplant you been waiting on

The heroes fit to cheer up Kanye and Kudi, and Weezy

With they eyelids closed and do the hardest yoga poses easy

Last time Rocky and Sandy was controllin' from the cockpit

Israel and Palestine squashed it

Bump it from the wintertime to autumn; during morning, noon, and night

Til' you're old enough and never get another cold sore in your life

Lice is single-handedly responsible for spearheading

The conservation efforts that would leave the giant panda off the redlist

Revolutionaries in support of all day breakfast

Play the record for your mother she might let you get that XboxUnless you're hard of hearing unicorns should start appearing

Yetis walk up out the forest, you could score a jar of faeries

Solve world hunger when the bass break chains

Automatic good hair day for anyone in range

[Chorus: Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman]

Who are they?

Say they name and the pain go away

Outta left field something off center

Skincrawlers make it all better

[Verse 2: Homeboy Sandman & Aesop Rock]

One track will make the one that got away come back

Run back with a rucksack full of rubs so that rugrats

Never run laps when you wanna nap

And all of that jazz, when you're strugglin' through a class you can't pass

And the teachers on a concept that you hardly can't grasp

And there's finals in a hour so you feelin' so tense

Bump the insects for some insight and it all will make sense

When I'm on the microphone teeth start whitening

Geese lay golden eggs, seas part entirely

Governments abruptly guarantee the peoples' privacyAnd everyday you find your keys before you cannot find your keys

Two to make a'choo who could make you shake the flu

See the folk who owe you paper pay you by today at noon

With interest, drums that come with a sense of friendship

Will feed your shitty cat while you vacation in the Hamptons

[Chorus: Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman]

Who are they?

Say they name and the pain go away

Outta left field something off center

Skincrawlers make it all better

[Verse 3: Homeboy Sandman & Aesop Rock]

The alliance for gravity defiance

Think aloud until you figure out what happened to the Mayans

You should try it while you overdose you'll overthrow a tyrant

When it's over brush some dirt from off the shoulder of a giant

Once your mind's blown, after that you'll never drop your iPhone

You'll be able to touch your index fingers with your eyes closed

For relief that's long lasting

Lice is Miami Vice with race-blind casting

You will be accepted into social scenes and secrets clubs

You will always have hot water when you take your evening tub

You will never know a boat that doesn't know the sea of love

You will find your favorite ever pair of shoes for cheap as fuck

Keep the rats up out the city till the water

Reachin' every chorus foreshadow an extra week of summer

Listeners are winning trips to tropical locations

And tickets to the movies and dollars out in Vegas