Released on February 7, 2020

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[Chorus]

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I be like, "I would like three chicken wings with the fried rice"

I be like, "I would like three chicken wings with the fried rice"

I be like, "I would like three chicken wings with the fried rice"

I be like, "I would like three chicken wings with the fried rice"


[Verse 1]

Used to eat Chinese on the late nights

After laying with a hater who would throw shade wife

Box like a ocean, I ain't think twice

Turned into Larry Bird, homie, that's a great white

Spelled victory on her lips, then she get dismissed

When you kiss, tell me what it tastes like

If she ain't thick, then you know the face nice

If it gotta switch, then the cake's baked right

Back at HU, used to hit HoChi

Laid up in Cook Hall, couldn't get no sleep

Mumbo sauce, fried rice, four wings

Gotta step around a dope fiend when I leave

Y'all know me, how I be smoke free

But I'm higher than a kite that you let go free

Trainwreck peer pressure by the homies

Now I'm sittin' in the coupe lookin' like Smokie

Actin' like I'm finna OD, brody like "Chill"

You good, for real

Just a lil' weed, you ain't take no pills

All you probably need is a late night meal

Tried to explain I'm a drinker, he cut me off

Told me ride wit' em in the drop

We gon' pick it up but I'm putting in the order now

What you want from the Chinese spot? I be like


[Bridge]

"Hello? China One

Okay, what your order?"

"Let me get, uh—"

"Uh, three wing, chicken fried rice—want egg roll?"

"Man, let me get, uh—"

"Soy sauce? No duck sauce? Okay, 15 minute"

(Chorus)

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I be like (Yeah), "I would like three chicken wings with the fried rice"

I be like (Yeah), "I would like three chicken wings with the fried rice"

I be like (Yo), "I would like three chicken wings with the fried rice"

I be like (Hey), "I would like three chicken wings with the fried rice"


[Verse 2]

Yeah, ayy (Yeah)

I remember Green Run nights

Fried wings with the rice, goin' in wit' the drank (Ayy)

Lit with the dogs, gettin' high off life

Mixed in with the dank (Yeah)

Ayy, one to the left, probably get into a fight

So you know we gon' bang (Hey)

Ayy, one to my right, didn't even say bye

Slid off with a skank (Yeah)

Yeah, send her to pick up the food when she finish the boy off

Told her "Don't flex on me, you know what I like

And please do not forget the soy sauce"

That's when I caught her tryna add to the order

Told her it's dead though

Matter fact, 'cause the head cold

Go 'head, lil' baby, get you a egg roll

Every hood got a China Wok, or a China One or a China Wonder

Well, ready to supply the block

And in fifteen minutes, they defying hunger

I would hit 'em on my live nights

When I'm super faded and I died twice

Tell the lady on the line like "Chicken wings with the fried rice"


[Outro]

"Okay, here your wonton soup with spare rib—twelve dollars, okay?"

"Spare ribs? I ain't order no spare ribs"

"That your order!"

"That's not my order, I had three—"

"No! You pay now, no free food"

"I'm not paying for this! Where are my wings at?"

"You order soup, you pay now!"

"Lady, you must be crazy, I'm gone—I'm not paying for that!"

"You steal our food? I call police!"