[Verse 1: Sonny Williams & Robbery Bob]
Ooh, plastic fork! Oh, something sticky!
No one's gonna miss it, but getting it is tricky
Ooh, smelly sock! Oh, a broken clock!
Finally I've found it, I've been looking round the block
It's gonna look nice in my treasure collection
Some call it junk, but I call it perfection
Robbery Bob is the master of cleaning
Taking all the useless stuff that you won't be needin'
[Chorus: Sonny Williams]
One man's trash is another one's treasure
Don't even have to thank me, I insist, my pleasure
I am the very best, the best you never saw
An uninvited guest, I keep running from the law
[Verse 2: Sonny Williams & Robbery Bob]
Ooh, an old steak! Ooh, seagull stew!
Two of my favorites, don't mind of I do
Ooh, a broken cup! Ooh, a pile of sand!
And I'm not even interested unless it's secondhand
All the other criminals know I'm the burgle king
But kleptomania has got a really nasty ring
Robbery Bob is the master of cleaning
Taking all the useless stuff that you won't be needin'
[Chorus: Sonny Williams]
One man's trash is another one's treasure
Don't even have to thank me, I insist, my pleasure
I am the very best, the best you never saw
An uninvited guest, I keep running from the law
[Bridge: Sonny Williams]
Oh, I keep running, I keep running
I keep running from the law
[Chorus: Sonny Williams]
One man's trash is another one's treasure
Don't even have to thank me, I insist, my pleasure
I am the very best, the best you never saw
An uninvited guest, I keep running from the law
One man's trash is another one's treasure
Don't even have to thank me, I insist; my pleasure
I am the very best, the best you never saw
An uninvited guest, I keep running from the law