[Verse 1]

Bob was going on a secret mission

Under Secret Sam's supervision

But there was a problem: Bob was catching a cold

And it's hard to be sneaky when sneezing can't be controlled

Nose ran a drizzle, more than just a little

But Sam was not impressed by his employee's sniffle

[Verse 2: Robbery Bob & Secret Sam]

Can we call it a day? I'm feeling under the weather

I don't think so, slick, we're in this together

Just relax, man, I got a solution for you

It's a remedy that's gonna make you feel brand new

Just enter this house and bring the seagull stew

It just happens to be the only cure for flu

[Verse 3]

Poor little Bob at a major disadvantage

He was thinking to himself: "Well, maybe I can manage"

Gullible Bob went in looking for a cure

But the itch in his nose was too much to endure

His eyes was watering, he could barely see in front of him

He needed a napkin to put an ease to his suffering

Nose red like a rocket, he's fumbling through his pocket

But all that he could find was a doughnut and a leaking bucket

Not ideal, but what you gonna do?

He took the doughnut to his face and glazed it with goo

Ew

[Verse 4]

Bob was feeling better; that was about to change

He was sneezing with a guard in audible range

The heat came running, no time to be cunning

The only thing he thought of was to offer an exchange

The guard was closing in, but then he made a blunder

The only thing stronger than his anger was his hunger

Bob fled the scene, went on with the plunder

Guard took a bite, and now he's gonna need a plumber