[Verse 1]

I can see it all right now

His mom and dad so proud of their son

And his new found wife

And I wonder if after all these years

Will his dad still give him a pep talk

For his wedding night?

[Chorus]

I can smell his cousin's polo

Mixed with his grandpa's old spice

The Swedish meatballs look so tempting

That his two fat aunts might even fight

[Verse 2]

Yeah, and his uncles have all gone drinkin'

Highballs and hamms light in the parking lot

And the rest of his relatives are busy just

Tearing up the Manville Elks Lodge

[Chorus]

I can smell his cousin's polo

Mixed with his grandpa's old spice

The mashed potatoes look so tasty

That his two fat aunts might even

[Bridge]

Na na-na na-na (Na na-na na-na)

Na na-na na-na-na (Na na-na na-na)

Na na-na na-na (Na na-na na-na)

Na na-na na-na-na

[Outro]

And on that day, what else could I say?

I'd say here's to you staying drunk

Here's to all your good luck

You're gonna need it