[Verse 1]

I've got a unicorn's horn in the middle of my forehead

And the antlers of a stag on either side

I've got pointed ears that are something like a deer's

Or something like an elf's, I can't decide

[Verse 2]

I've got long green hair to match my flowing emerald mane

That turns red with the oak trees every fall

With my goat-like eyes, it comes as no surprise

That I've got feathered eyebrows, and that isn't all

[Chorus]

My mother nevеr talks about that orgy

And I really can't blame her much, although

I'd lovе to read the guest list for that party

And if there's another one like it, let me know

[Verse 3]

Well, my vampire's fangs make kissing kind of awkward

Like the set of gills embedded in my neck

But my chest and arms aren't the least of all my charms

They somehow came out human; what the heck?

[Verse 4]

I've got phoenix wings well-rooted in my shoulders

And I hope you like legs, 'cause I got four

The furry forward pair would make a lion stare

Because they end in dragon claws that wreck the floor

[Chorus]

My mother never talks about that orgy

And I really can't blame her much, although

I'd love to read the guest list for that party

And if there's another one like it, let me know

[Verse 5]

I suspect my body's mostly like a centaur's

Though my fur is somewhat tiger-like, you'll find

And, if you'd fear that my legs in front were weird

You should only see the pair that walks behind

[Verse 6]

'Cause they start out looking something like a horse's

But they're covered up with feathers, not with hair

And they end in hooves like an antelope's, which proves

That there's nothing that the traffic will not bear

[Chorus]

My mother never talks about that orgy

And I really can't blame her much, although

I'd love to read the guest list for that party

And if there's another one like it, let me know

[Verse 7]

Now, my tail is really something very special

Though you wouldn't think so, seeing it, at all

For it's long and green, like my hair and mane you've seen

And, like them, it turns red with every fall

[Verse 8]

But beneath that hair, which is really quite attractive

The stinger of a manticore is hid

So you surely see, when you look at all of me

That I really wish I knew what Mother did!

[Chorus]

My mother never talks about that orgy

And I really can't blame her much, although

I'd love to read the guest list for that party

And if there's another one like it, let me know, 'cause I wanna go

If there's another one like it, let me know