[Verse 1]

I guess I'm lonely, whatever that means

But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans

I get this feeling, like, prob'ly in my heart

That most of the time, we should never be apart

You're kinda pretty. I guess for now you'll do...

I mean, you're beautiful, nobody comes close to you...

And all that rubbish girls like to be told

You gotta know this stuff when you are seventeen years old

[Pre-Chorus]

I guess I'm saying let's turn a new leaf

I'll wear my A&F hat askewly

And we can go, where to? I don't know

But baby, I guess that I love you truly, and

[Chorus]

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend

I want to be your mainstream man

I wanna be your typical toy, and

Break up in time for college plans, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend

(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend

(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)

[Verse 2]

Well, I can skateboard, and I play the guitar

I'll take you out and about in my parents' car

We'll catch a movie, get some McDonald's

Go to a party, let somebody else clean up the bottles

I'm getting desperate, I know how love hurts

I would give up my sneakers and my polo shirts

To be your sweetheart, I am sorta nice

You could do better, but I'll probably suffice

[Pre-Chorus]

I'll serenade you, like all the others

With overplayed Dave Matthews Band covers

Is it the love, or the lack there of

That tells us we might as well become lovers?

[Chorus]

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend

I want to be your bargain beau

You're like my soulmate, let's hold hands

So everyone at the mall can know, woahohhh

[Bridge]

(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre...)

(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre...)

(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre...)

(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre...)

(Mediocre!)

[Chorus]

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend

I want to be your mainstream man

I wanna be your typical toy, and

Break up in time for college plans, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend

(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend

(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)