[Intro]

Two trucks having sex

Two trucks having sex

My muscles, my muscles

Involuntarily flex

Two trucks having sex

Two trucks having sex

My muscles, my muscles

Involuntarily flex

[Verse 1]

Two pickup trucks making love

American made, built Ford tough

Two beautiful murder machines

American angels in the sky

Grown men cry

[Chorus]

Two trucks having sex (Oh, yes)

Two trucks having sex (Oh, yes)

My muscles (Uh), my muscles (Uh)

Involuntarily flex (Huh)

Two trucks, having sex (Oh, yes)

Two trucks, having sex (Oh, yes)

My muscles (Uh), my muscles (Uh)

Involuntarily flex (Ha)

[Verse 2]

Right by my side, there's ZZ Top

And Robert Z'Dar from Maniac Cop 1, 2, and 3

This barbecue could bring you to your knees

And so could these two trucks

[Bridge]

Two trucks holding hands

Two trucks holding hands

The passion, the passion

Is more than I can withstand

Two trucks holding hands

Two trucks holding hands

The passion, the passion

My big fat heart expands

[Verse 3]

Two pickup trucks, one cylinder block

Crush my body like a rock

So beautiful, no stars tonight

Just fireworks and eagles in the sky

The Founding Fathers cry

[Coda]

Two trucks having sex (Oh, yes)

Two trucks having sex (Oh, yes)

My muscles (Uh), my muscles (Uh)

Involuntarily flex

Two trucks, having sex (Oh, yes)

Two trucks, having sex (Oh, yes)

My muscles (Uh), my muscles (Uh)

Involuntarily! Huh! Flex!

(Yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah)

Two trucks having sex

Two trucks having sex

My muscles, my muscles

Involuntarily flex

Two trucks having sex

Two trucks having sex

My muscles, my muscles

Involuntarily flex

Two trucks (Having sex)

Two trucks (Having sex)

Two trucks (Having sex, Having sex, Having sex)

Two trucks (Having sex)

Two trucks (Having sex)

Two trucks (Having sex, Having sex, Having sex)