Inside of everybody's head, inside of everybody's head

There is a hum, there’s a hum

There's a neverending hum

And no one ever seems to notice it, no one seems to notice it

You have never noticed it

Never ever never ever

Until now

[Hum]

Deep in the dankest corners of the human mind

Of any given person that you happen to see

There rests a creature

Or, more specifically

A critter, hiding and sitting

In the churning, boiling, philosophical pot

Of self-aware chowder that we call thought

This critter has a name

But it's different for each person

Mine is named Corey

And it looks like an armadillo

In KISS makeup

Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba

Jibba jabba

Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba

Jibba jabba

Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba

Jibba jabba

Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba

Jibba jabba

Picture your spirit in a delicatessen

In the slums of the universe

"Open" sign dangling, daring all parasites

Giving you mosquito bites

Sucking the life out of all of your customers

But fear not, it's your critter to the rescue

Hum emanating from its lips

And fear disappears

As the parasite trips

And lands in a puddle

And that's your rebuttal

To the argument that you

Weren't even listening to

Because of the neverending hum

[The hum]

Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba

Jibba jabba

Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba

Jibba jabba

Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba

Jibba jabba

Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba

Jibba