[Verse 1]

Howie thought brass was the height of style

Now he's got something of a steampunk smile

And it's all right, it's alright, it's alright

Sally got a dagger hung from her septum

O'Malley cut his ears off, but wishes that he kept 'em

And it's alright

It's all right to be cool, you do what you do, what you do

Rooney got his skull exposed, doggone it

Soon he's gonna get scrimshaw carved on it

And it's alright

It's alright to be cool, it's alright, it's alright

[Pre-Chorus]

Do what you want with you

Be nonchalant with screws

Stuck through your eyelids

You new wave of pirates

[Chorus]

Modify, modify whatever

Modify, modify and sever

Modify

May nothing get rejected

May nothing get infected

[Verse 2]

Mason got Frankenstein stitches installed

Adjacent to her eyes cause she wants to look mauled

And it's alright, it's alright, it's alright

Johnny stuck 20 gauge nails through his feet

Donnie stuck 40 if only to compete

And it's alright

It's all right to be cool, you do what you do, what you do

Stan tried to scarify his neck with a rope

His plan kinda failed, but it would've been dope

And it's alright

It's alright to be cool, it's alright, it's alright

[Pre-Chorus]

Do what you want with you

Be nonchalant with screws

Stuck through your eyelids

You new wave of pirates

[Chorus]

Modify, modify whatever

Modify, modify and sever

Modify

May nothing get rejected

May nothing get infected

[Outro]

Modify, modify whatever

Modify, modify and sever

Modify

May nothing get rejected (Knock yourself out)

May nothing get infected