Everywhere I look I always see

People who are crazier than me

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)

You're all such crazy kooks!

A bunch of flaky flukes

You're giving me the spooks

Everyone's gone funny in the head

I went outside and this is what I said

I said "Egad!" (Egad!)

Egad! (Egad!)

I think you've all gone mad!

Gone nuts at least a tad

It's really kind of sad

How can people so bizarre exist?

(How can people so bizarre exist?)

They should go to a psychiatrist

(They should go right now)

By Jove! (By Jove!)

By Jove! (By Jove!)

You've formed a crazy drove (Formed a crazy drove)

And on the streets you rove

It's something that I loave—loathe

Gorblimey! (Gorblimey!)

Gorblimey! (Gorblimey!)

The situation's getting slimy

And I am just so stymied

I can't think of a rhym-ie

Gee Willikers! (Gee Willikers!)

Gee Willikers! (Gee Willikers!)

You're all mentally illikers!

No, this is not a drillikers

Okay, this is getting sillikers

Odds-bodkins! (Odds-bodkins!)

Odds-bodkins! (Odds-bodkins!)

Don't know what that means

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)

You're all such crazy kooky kooks