(Verse 1)

Woke up this morning with happy thoughts on my mind

Nothing to do, maybe I’ll take a nice drive

Cruise by the lake, wave to those I pass by

I love this place, never try to be a bitter guy

Pulled up at the bank, took a stretch then went inside

Saw my favorite teller, she always gives me a pleasant smile

Went up to the counter, took out the card and let it slide

She said: “Will you need anything else?”

“I don’t know, will I?!”

PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG

(2x)

DONT HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN

SO PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG

She thought I was just kidding till I pulled out my mag

She handed over her cash drawer and I got on my way

(Verse 2)

Put my keys in the ignition, 60 in a 25

Cash flying out the windows, man I feel alive

Few more errands, seat back and just recline

Nicest car I’ve ever drove, too bad it isn’t mine

Took a little detour, decided I’d get a bite

Pulled up to wendy's and placed my order with some friendly guy

Who questioned why I had 9 racks on my lap

I said I just pulled a hijack and we shared a nice laugh

Then I said: “Actually this is a robbery”

SO PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG

PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG

DONT HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN

AND DON’T FORGET MY DRANK

PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG

I AINT PLAYIN NO GAMES

HERE’S A TIP HEY THANKS

(Verse 3)

Headed out and started drivin’ down the road till I saw flashing lights

And Lost em at a right, Now im outta sight

I ain't mad at life

Using a rack of that cash to buy The favor of airport security And that allowed me to grab a flight

Headed to paradise- Off to spain

Even the criminals got it made

I am not insane, I just wish The world we lived in Didn’t try to benefit from judicial systems

But I’m in the middle And I’ve always been a little Into pickin out a different rhythm

Bald Cap on my head, Bomb strapped to my chest

They’ll remember my name Long after I’m dead

I’ll no longer pretend That a happy thought is always followed by positive actions

Why has there never been a killer with healthy habits?

I can not stand the idea that it's possible to predict all that happens

So I board the plane and smile at everyone not knowing what’s gonna happen

So I Sit in the cabin just Gigglin and laughin

Then Went in the bathroom And whipped out a package Of liquid and matches

Then unzipped my jacket And lifted the cap off The bottle of styphnic acid- Fill a whole bag

As I exit I pass The attendants and grab Hold of one of their badges Which granted me access Into the cabinet with a phone for the PA system

I relayed a message like:

“This is your captain, Make sure your seatbelts are attached

I’m attemptin’ a landing. Grip on your family If you are panicked”

Then I hung up and went up to the cockpit and kicked off the handle

Went up to the man that was in the command, Told him “gimme a hand And just sit over there I think I’m gonna steer us Or I’m gonna blow us all up in the air”

So as I sat in the swiveling chair I saw quick in the mirror a glimpse of my- physical appearance And a little bit of fear inside my head caused me to wonder 'Am I gonna be a hero?'

I don’t really care

I pulled out the acid and I set it on the chair

Lit it up and everybody covering their ears

Oops

3, 2, 1, Boom